*The DHW camera turns on and shows the inside of A five star hotel. The cameraman walks around the hotel and passes several DHW superstars along the way ; DJ, ELO, Tj Rocker, among others. The cameraman gets to A room and knocks on it, but there is no answer. The cameraman once again knocks on the hotel door, and it is answered by A very excited young DHW superstar, Dusty J. Dusty dosent speak A word yet, but merely waves his hand motioning the cameraman come into the room. Dusty is all ready to take on the town, he is wearing A black "DH FN W" t-shirt along with some blue jeans and his blue and silver Nike tennis shoes. Dusty picks up his Extreme DHW Title and lays it down on his hotel bed, then walks out of the room and through the hallway. He passes by numerous Dangerously Hardcore Wrestlers, all of which seem to respect him pretty well. Dusty walks to the main lobby and checks if he has any letters, which he dosen't. Dusty walks out of the five star hotel and looks at the sunny skys of Phoenix, Arizonia. Dusty walks to his car and opens the drivers side, then gets in the car. He unlocks the passengers side for the cameraman and the cameraman gets in the car. Dusty cranks up the car and pulls out of the motel, then begins driving through the freeway. Dusty puts on his sunglasses and looks towards the camera and smiles A little bit. Dusty then begins to talk to the camera, but more specifically, to Rise, whenever he watches this promo.

Hello Hello Hello to Rise and all his fellow butt buddys in The Snipers.How is it going with you guys this beautiful day? Well guess what guys? I dont care if you are having A good day or A bad day, because I am having the time of my life right now, just chilling, riding around in my car and seeing all the sighs of this great city, and this place is beautiful. But what I really want to know is, what the hell was up with that last promo of yours Rise? I mean here you are calling me boring for having A nice conversation with ELO, well guess what? You talking to your little butt buddys isn't exactly the most entertaining thing to watch. And seeing you get all whiny and complaining just because you have A run away ego and think you are some sort of armor that cannot be harmed. You think because you got those little girls watching your back guarantees your going to have an easy time with me? Well think again Rise because incase you forgot, I kicked their assess too. Let me take you back to A little pay-per-view called "Down With The Sickness" where I kicked J Ruler's ass in A battle royal, and we can also go to "King Of Extreme" where I beat Linux in A barb wire madness match to become the 2001, and first ever, King Of Extreme. You see Rise, your dudes cannot compare with me, well, J Ruler can't compare with me that is. Linux actually has some wrestling talent and we put on one hell of A show, but nonetheless, I will beat all three of you's assess if I have too. So Rise, incase you think of having your little buddys interfere, dont, because they will definatly not walk away without A few "minor" scars and bruises.

And do you know what Rise? Another thing really intrested me when I saw your promo, how your still calling yourself "Mr. Saturday Night", I mean really, "Mr. Saturday Night"? Cant you even come up with something better than that? I mean there is already "Mr. Monday Night" , "Mr. Pay Per View" , and "Mr. Rodgers"! And another thing I see in all of your promos is your lack of originality, seriously, cant you ever say something better than "I can kick your ass because I am your nightmare and your worst fear". I mean that kind of crap is going to put each and every fan, along with each and every Dangerously Hardcore Employee to sleep. So take some advice from somebody who actually knows what the hell they are doing when they cut A promo, whether it is Me, DJ, TJ Rocker, Nemesis, whoever. The bottom line is every single wrestler can do A better promo than you, even Peligros was more entertaining to watch, and that damn sure is A statement. So Rise, enoug hwith the boring promos, because everyone is falling asleep when they see you.

Another kind of whacked up statement is you thinking I do not know how to defeat you at Mutilation. Incase you forgot big guy, I am the Extreme Champion of Dangerously Hardcore Wrestling, I am the most extreme athelete currently under A DHW contract. And you think that I cant knock down some big dumb goof? Well you are most certainly dead wrong my friend, because I have taken down big idiots like you before, and what is the secret you might ask? Getting extreme, and how can I get extreme? By competing in these Extreme Championship Title Defenses. I get to use whatever I want, I get to apply any hold I want, I could run you over with A monster truck if I wanted too, as long as we are in that extreme enviorment. You see, I won A little tournament, two matches in one night, both matches being extreme matches, and who did I have to beat? Mr. "Last Word" Arc-Angel, and Linux, your buddy, which I already told you about. I have competed in extreme matches, with barb wire, ladders, tables, chairs, basically any kind of weapon, and your saying I cannot beat you in my own specialty match? Well man, I do not know what the heck you are smoking, but it is some pretty strong stuff to even think I do not stand A chance in this match. So Rise I am asking you to come to this match prepared and ready to do battle like you never did before, because this is going to settle the score, you messed with me, gee, too bad I am going to pin you for the 1-2-3, ya hear me?

Let me see here, I also understand that you are already making plans for Extreme Title defenses? Whats with that Rise? Weren't you the same son of A bitch that was saying I was too cocky? Think before you speak. Because Nemesis came in with that same ego when he took me on in Seattle, but truth be told, Nemesis could brag, because he is one of the best the DHW and the wrestling industy has ever seen, you Rise, are just A big tall primadonna who thinks too highly of himself. You see Rise, your indeed one of the cockiest individuals ever to walk the damn earth. And that is going to be your downfall. Your going to get A few good shots in, start taunting the crowd, then proceed to fight some more, but there is one critical mistake on that. Those fans in the audience do not like over cocky bastards like yourself. So when I am down and you set me up for that Deathdrop, the Dusty J maniacs in the arena, and the Dusty J maniacs all around the world are going to be on my side, and I am going to proceed to beat the living hell out of you and retain my DHW Extreme Championship title belt. Because Dusty J mania is the most powerful force in the universe, and it can defeat any advisary, no matter how tall, how strong, or how talented the opposition is. I will stand victorious, too bad for you Rise.

You know what else Rise? You do not seem to have any respect for anyone, well guess what? I may be A rookie in this buisness, but I know about respecting the older guys in this buisness, I respect Nemesis, I respect TJ Rocker and DJ. And not to mention, with the exception of you and your crew, I respect each and every person in the DHW locker room, along with everyone who helps make this company great, from Ethane, to Brett, to Jeremy, even Jason Mcgryver! Rise, you have no respect, so in return, no one respects you either, and that is going to hurt you in the long run, because if you dont respect these fans, they will boo you, which they already do. IF you dont respect the wrestlers and all the buisnessmen, you will get your ass kicked physically, and financially. I cam i nthis company just like you Rise, cocky Mofo, I thought I was the greatest thing to ever grace wrestling, I was smart enough to realize that was most definatly not the case. You need to learn some respect for your elders in the wrestling buisness, but also like me and others in the backstage area, your peers! Like Kid Rock Says, "People say I'm cocky, but I say what it ain't bragging mother fucker if I back it up". Its time for you to start backing it up Rise.

You talk about how I did not really deserve to be main eventing DHW Pay-Per-Views so early on in my career, well let me ask you this Rise. IS that because your.... jealous? Could it be your envy of me because I have the best selling DHW t-shirt, could it be because I main evented The highest grossing DHW Par-Per-View of the year? Or maybe it is simply because of all the sucess I have had? Whatever it may be Rise, you sure seem bitter about me for some reason, and you wont stop mentioning how you "can kick my bitch ass". But hell, you like to talk about other men's asses quite A bit as well, I am certainly not implying anything, but it is sort of fishy that you keep on mentioning them, maybe its some sort of fetish you have, I dont know. But back to the subject, you seem pretty damn jealous of me for some reason, but hey, thats cool, be jealous, be A hater, be A crybaby, but none of those attributes that I just listed of yours will help when you step into the ring with me.

*Dusty pulls into A parking lot, parks his car, then steps out of his car and walks into the local Min-E-Mart. Dusty walks through the candy aisle and sees fellow DHW wrestler Justin Nightmare alond with the legendary Iron Shiek. Dusty walks over to them and begins to talk.*

Justin Nightmare, Iron Sheik, whats up dudes?

*Justin speaks*

Hey hey Dusty J, hows it doing man? You ready for Rise at Mutilation?

Justin, Dustin is definatly ready for this encounter, in fact, I have been talking to the fans about Rise.

*Dusty J points to the camera, Justin and Sheik wave to it before Sheik speaks up with his cool accent.*

Dusty J, believe me, Rise is nothing compared to you, you live wrestling and you love wrestling. Rise is selfish and cruel, he will not defeat you, if Rise beats you, its like an American beating an Iraq!

Well, thats the Iron Sheik for you huh Dusty?

Oh definatly, look man, im in here getting some candy, I will see you guys later ok?

Ok dude, peace, talk to you later.

*Dusty picks up three king sized Butterfinger bars and walks up to the counter, he pays for the candy and walks back outside, then hops in his car. Dusty cranks up the car and drives off, then begins speaking again.*

You see who that was Rise? That was one of the greatest sports entertainers of all time, The Iron Sheik, thats the kind of guy you have to respect, you cant just ba A misfit and do what you want to do. You will learn respect, and you will learn what it is like to finally play with the big boys of Dangerously Hardcore Wrestling, you ain't seen nothing yet boy!

*Dusty keeps on driving as the cameraman turns the camera off.*

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