Now Dusty, let me be the ery first to say this to you, but congratulations on becoming the very first king of the DHW, the king of extreme for the year of 2001, and this is one tight looking piece of gold you got here. I wish I had one of these things.
I know what your saying dogg, that title is one of the tightest the DHW has ever made, and know its mine, and it will be mine for about A few more weeks.
Dude this belt is tight, you think you gonna lose it in A few weeks or something?
No man, but the world title holder cannot hold any more singles titles other than the world title, so I will half to give this baby up. Too bad though.
Yeah man, that is pretty crummy, and you gotta give up your cruiserweight title belt as well, I feel sorry for you dogg. But hell, if it means you gonna be the world champion its all worth it I say.
Well dud I got an interview for the DHW coming up, why dont you come with me and check out how I do my interview thing? Trust me, I will even hook you up with some autographs from all the DHW superstars.
*Nelly nods and stands up from his seat, tosses the Extreme title to Dusty, as they begin to walk away. Dusty bumps into none other than that unlovable, chick repellent of an announcer, Bretzky. Bretzky shakes hands with Nelly and begins to ask Dusty J the same exact questions he always ask.*
Dusty J let me start off by saying congratulations about your two sucessful matches at King Of Extreme, and let me say you definatly deserve to be holding that Extreme title. But the question I have is, how in the hell are you going to be able to co exist with TJ Rocker, the man you defeated weeks ago for the Cruiserweight title? And DJ, who you are meeting in two weeks for the DHW world title at Chance?
For once Bretzky, that is A damn intelligent question asked on your part. But I really do think that DJ, TJ Rocker, and myself can co exist, because I know they respect me, and I sure as hell respect them, and I think that mutual respect will serve us well against A team with Nemesis, who is the cockiest asshole on the face of the earth, thinks he can beat the whole damn company at once, Linux, the very same man I defeated to become the 2001 DHW King OF Extreme, and actually, I have no negative comments directed towards The Dominator, but with Nemesis and his ego, that team is going to be having one hell of A time trying to get along with each other.
Well now let me ask you this, what are your thoughts on the man you beat for the King Of Extreme crown, Linux?
Linux huh? Well I proved to that very same man that I could overcome the odds and defeat him at King Of Extreme, we played around in that nasty barbed wire for A good half hour, and in the end, he fell victim to my second rope piledriver, appropriatly called The Record Breaker, because that move has just taken the word extreme to A brand new level, and it sure as hell is capable of breaking more than just records, try necks, try the number of ticket sales, try the shirts that the fans wear to the arena. But Linux as you know Dusty can beat you, and I have visual proof, that being the footage from King Of Extreme. But Linux, let me tell you something right now if your looking at this, there is absolutley no way in hell that you could ever get Dusty J down for the three count, because Dusty J is on A roll, and he is without question, the number one playa in the DHW's history, and the number one playa in the wrestling buisness today, and when Dusty J meets Linux in the middle of that ring at Mutilation, let me guarantee that all hell will indeed break loose when that happens, because I will not ruin my big CHANCE to become A huge main event superstar here in Dangerously Hardcore Wrestling. Linux, I have already come to the conclusion that you can indeed make it big in this company, but there is absolutley no
CHANCE in hell that you will go through Dusty J on your path to superstardom. Because Dusty J is not going to allow it, that is damn sure the fact of the matter.
Dusty, now let us talk about one of the hottest new superstars in the DHW today, the Dangerously Hardcore Fuck The World Champion, none other than The Dominator.
Well like I said before, I have absolutley nothing negative to say towards The Dominator, as A matter of fact, I think he is one hell of A wrestler and he will do whatever it takes to win, he proved that by using A low blow to win that FTW title. But that sure as hell does not make him any less of A man, because A guys gotta do what A guys gotta do, and I sure as hell respect the hell out of this man. But as I said before, Dominator, if you are in your hotel room and listening to me right now, your The Dominator, but I am Dusty J, your the same exact person that lost to some bozo named Rando, I am the man that has defeated two DHW legends, and without A doubt, two wrestling legends.
But there is no doubt in my mind that somehow, someway, and sometime soon, that you can become one of the elite, just like guys like DJ, and TJ Rocker, and Nemesis. But it is going to take hard work on your part, and winning that match against me and the Hell Razorz would elevate you, but the fact of the matter is, I want to be elevated just A little bit more. Dusty J wants to become one of the biggest damn superstars this company has ever produced, just A little bit more than The Dominator does. Dusty J trains for his matches and concentrates on his promos just A little bit more than The Dominator does. And in that six man tag team elimination match, Dusty J will try to win the damn thing just A little bit more than The Dominator will, trust me.
And that brings me to the team captain of the opposing team, the two time former DHW worlds heavyweight champion, and A definate legend in this great sport of ours, Nemesis! The man that has made his objective clear, wipe out the Hell Razorz and Dusty J.
Wipe us out huh Bretzky? Is that not the same thing he said to me last time we had A meeting in the squared circle? IS that not what he guaranteed to do last time? Well guess what happened last time Bretzky?
I beat The Nemesis, I even beat Johnny Reaven in A previous match before defeating The Nemesis, and what happened after Nemesis lost to me? He went on A new type of streak, he lost to me, then at King OF Extreme, he lost his precious DHW world title belt to the man he claims he is so much better than that he could beat him and his partner at the same time, DJ "The Judgemaker". Nemesis lost to me, and lost to DJ, and now here he is again teaming up with someone I beat before and I am sure TJ or DJ have beaten before, Linux. And The Dominator, A guy that lost to some other person named Rando. Well Nemesis let me say this, you dont deserve to get another title shot, you blew your big CHANCE, and that is not my fault, DJ's fault, or TJ Rocker's fault. It is your fault, its Nemesis' fault that you lost, dont bitch and blame other people like you always do, I hope you can hear what I am saying because this is straight from the heart. I looked up to you when I started, I gave you that Dusty J Mania t-shirt because I was your biggest fan ever, but that moment you turned on me after that tag match broke my heart, and pissed me off even more, and now we will finalyl settle that score, 6 men will enter with teams of two, but my team will win it, I guarantee that to you.
*Dusty J and Nelly walks away from Bretzky and walk to the back exit, leaving the building they are in. Dusty and Nelly hop into Dusty's car, and drive off, the cameraman is in the backseat filming their conversation.*
Dusty tell me this dogg, this Nemesis dude, is he really as good as he says he is, and as other people say he is?
Well dogg I am not going to lie to you when I say, he is as good as people think he is, but he will never be as good as he thinks he is, because in his mind, every single wrestler compared to him is some inferior species or something, I dont really know what goes on in that messed up head of his, and get this, in his promos he just sort of stands in the same spot for about two minutes thinking of something clever to say, the guy is whack.
Man that is pretty jacked up, I bet I could jack him up if I wanted.
With that dude there is no telling, but I will try my hardest to win, he has gotten one of the biggest ego's in the world in the span of A few weeks time period, and hopefully me and the Hell Razorz can deflate it A few knotches, or that guy will just keep on making excuses for him losing his match, if me and The Hell Razorz lose, I will take some of the blame if its A fair lose, but if they screw me I am going to be completley pissed off. Then at CHANCE im going to whoop DJ's ass.
Dogg, aint you going to kick DJ's ass at CHANCE to win your world title anyway?
Well yeah, but that is beside my point dogg.
But come on, there has to be some butterflys floating around in you right now, your going to be up against the former DHW champion, A hardcore guy like Linux, and the Fuck The World Champion, you cannot say you ain't worried and be telling the damn truth.
Believe me man, with guys like The Hell Razorz on my side, I do not see how on earth we can lose that match at Mutilation, I trust them, and hopefully, those guys can trust me, because without their trust, I am very very screwed if they dont have faith in me.
Dude they will trust you, hopefully. But if they end up trusting you back you ain't got nothing to worry about.
But I have had some horrible luck when it regards to tag team partners, Nemesis turned his back on me, and everyone in this company has been trying to give me, "the rookie kid", A hard time, and I have proved how tough I am, and proved I can be the champ someday, and I am not going to let people talk crap about me anymore.
Well dogg, when you face DJ at the par-per-view, and face Nemesis and his crew at Mutilation, you will get the CHANCE to show the world once again, why you are #1 in the wrestling buisness.
That I will dogg, that I will.
*The car parks, Dusty J and Nelly step out of the car and walk to the inside of the local supermall and sit at the DHW table, ready to sign t-shirts, pictures, cd's, and whatnot. The camera goes to black as the commercial for CHANCE appears on the screen.*