*The camera opens up on A zoomed in shot of Providence, Rhode Island. The camera zooms out and shows A very long, stretch white lomousine pulling into the parking lot of A local Providence talk show, "Wrestling Connections", where every week, indy wrestling stars, or big time DHW wrestling stars, come to get interviewed and spend time with the fans. The limo parks in the parking lot, the backdoor opens, and out walks Dusty J, wearing some baggy silver jeans and A brand new "Dusty J Mania" basketball jersey. Dusty J walks into the studio and is greeted by the crew of the show, and hounded by various wrestling marks who obtained backstage passes from one source or another. Dusty walks to his dressing room, the room where all the guest stay until the show calls them on. Dusty looks at indy talent Shark Boy being interviewed. Dusty takes A little carrot off of the vegtable tray and tosses it into his mouth. Shark Boy shakes hands with the host of the show, retired wrestler/announcer Lord Alfred Hayes, one of the most recognizable men from the sport over the past few decades. The stage hand walks into Dusty J's dressing room and gives the nod on his head, and the motion of the hand to come on out on stage, and talk with Lord Alfred himself. Dusty gets up from the couch, after taking A few more carrots, and follows the stage hand, the stage hand plays Dusty's theme song, #1, over the speakers and points to the stage, Dusty walks out on stage and gets A huge face pop. Dusty walks to Lord Alfred and shakes his hand, then takes A seat in one of the chairs. Alfred sits in the chair next to Dusty and the music cuts, Alfred begins speaking in that cool british accent of his.*

Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome current DHW superstar wrestler, and DHW cruiserweight champion of the world, DUSTY J!

*The fans cheer loudly, Dusty stands up and shows off the DHW cruiserweight title belt. He sits back down and the fans calm it.*

Dusty J let me say it is A very wonderful privelage to have you here on this little talk show of mine, hows it feel to be in Providence, Rhode Island?

Alfred, it is my honor to be sitting here right now and chatting with easily one of the most recognizable wrestling personality's of all time, so thank you for giving me that oppritunity, and for the record, I am down with Providence and Providence has got it like that, matta fact!

*The Audience cheers again, obviously excited about the special guest they are looking at.*

It is very nice to have you here Dusty, but let us get down to buisness here, the DHW pay-per-view extravaganza entitled "King Of Extreme" is merely five days away, and you Dusty, are part of the huge King Of Extreme tournament, your in the semifinals, how does it feel to come straight out of training and be put in this kind of tournament where it could easily push you at such an early level of your career?

Alfred, I am very honored that Jeremy has put me in this kind of huge, monumental thing in the DHW, that being the tournament, and if I can win this, yes, that does mean an immediate push to world title contendership, and I am just starting my career, DHW agents were at the gym A few months back, and they liked what they saw in me, they signed me to A developmental deal, and needless to say, winning at Down With The Sickness gave me A chance to showcase my talents, and I have A brand new contract. It is great so far.

Let us talk about King Of Extreme, the tournament, your semi final opponent is none other than someone who has proved he can brawl with the most hardcore of atheletes, Arc-Angel, any thoughts about him and what kind of challenge he may be in this very important competiton?

I am not going to be like every other wrestler on the DHW roster and lie to you, Arc-Angel is an awesome competitor, he has beaten guys like Scandalous, DJ, and Genocide, the kind of guy that can beat those high calibur wrestlers sure as hell earns my respect, but I will say this about Arc-Angel, I do not like the guy. I hate Arc-Angel, this is another one of those guys that claims to love pain, for crying out loud folks, hasen't Mick Foley already taken that gimmick?

*Dusty's face is zoomed in, and Dusty looks at the camera, still smiling.*

Lets move on Arc-Angel, get some original ideas for once in your life, because your going to put every single person at home, and in the arena, to sleep.

*The camera zooms out on Dustys face and Dusty turns back to Lord Alfred, and begins speaking again.*

But something that Arc-Angel does not know about me is this, I can get hardcore, I can get as extreme as the next guy, I can be one hardcore homie is I choose to be, and TJ Rocker can tell him that from experience. But the thing is Arc-Angel has really been lacking in his matches as of late, he has turned into another one of those lazy people that thinks he is too good to be fighting people like Dusty J. Well guess what Arc-Angel? If your watching, hear my words that I speak, Dusty J is the fastest rising superstar in the history of Dangerously Hardcore Wrestling, and I am not going to sit around while people like you drag down those ratings, I am going to make sure A person like you Arc-Angel does not win that tournament, people like you, including you.

Dusty J, those are some rather harsh comments directed towards Arc-Angel, before I interrupt you again, I must ask, if their anything else you wish to say to Arc-Angel before we move on in this interview?

Thank you for asking that, and yes Alfred, I have A few more things to say about, and to Arc-Angel, so I hope his ass is watching this show right now. Arc, you and me have never crossed paths before, we have never had arguments or quaralls before, and we have never had A match in the ring against each other, but I will make sure that I beat you. We will both be giving it our all out their, and im damn sure not going to screw up my first oppritunity at A world title shot, im going to get that world title shot in December, at Chance, live infront of one of the hugest audiences in attendance, and one of the largest pay-per-view audiences in history. But to get that world title shot, this Saturday night, im going to take you out, and im going to chop you down to my size, and as you know, if your my size, I have the advantage, because I am the number one cruiserweight in all of professional wrestling, you will be left out to hang, then your gonna get Gangbanged.

Dusty lets just say you defeat Arc-Angel in your semifinal match, but then you must go on to defeat either Linux or Blaze to become the DHW King Of Extreme, what are your thoughts about wrestling twice in one night?

Well as all these Dusty J Maniacs in the audience know, I have wrestled twice in one night before, as you recall, the night I beat Johnny Reaven to be in the tournament come the PPV, and I defeated the DHW legend, the worlds heavyweight wrestling champion, Nemesis, one on one, in the middle of that ring, so you tell me Alfred, do you think I will be able to win the tournament if I fight twice in one night?

Dusty that is indeed very impressive, defeating Johnny Reaven and Nemesis in one night, but what are your opinions about possible final round opponent Linux?

Linux, well truth be told here, I hardly know anything about that guy, if anything at all. Linux certainly is A mystery to me. But let me tell you this about my possible match with Linux, I will go all out extreme on him, to guarantee myself A victory. Has Linux ever done anything for the DHW in his career? No, I certainly do not think so, has Dusty J done miraculous thinks for the DHW, yes he has, Dusty J has sold tons of basketball jerseys, priced by the DHW at forty bucks A piece, he has sold 25 dollar Dusty J Mania t-shirts to all his Dusty J maniacs, and he has brought the ratings up during the segments that used to be lacking. Do you see anyone in those arena's wearing Linux merchandise? Have you seen the people cheer for Linux? Have you ever seen A Linux sign when attending or watching A live DHW event? The answer to all those questions is A hell no, Linux has accomplished nothing in this tournament either, beating an easy qualifier opponent, and easily getting his quarterfinal win after his scheduled opponent dropped out of the tournament completley. Of all people, he would be the odds on favorite, because he isn't messed up from recent matches, he hasn't gone out there and busted his ass lately, he has been sitting on that ass of his and watching his possible opponents beat the living hell out of one another. So if I face Linux in that final round, im going to be hell bent on giving him the fight of him damn life, and defeating him in the process.

Now let us talk about the second possible choice for your final round opponent, the female DHW superstar, Blaze. What are your thoughts on her in this tournament and how you can put up A good fight with her?

Blaze? Are you joking Lord Alfred? You think I even care if Blaze is in this damn tournament thing? Blaze has made it this far, and that is the only thing that suprises me, Blaze is always saying how she can destroy every male in this tournament, and end up becoming what she dubbed as the "Queen Of Extreme", well Blaze is already the queen of extreme, but not because she won some wrestling tournament, it is because of how extreme her home videos are, they are so extreme, the DHW will not even release them with its own money. But in all seriousness, Blaze does not have A chance in hell of defeating Linux in her semifinal match, and an even slimmer chance of defeating me in the finals, if she gets there, which those odds are very very slim.

Why are those odds, in your opinion anyways, so slim that Blaze will make it into the final round to face either you or Arc-Angel?

Well Lord Alfred it is because of the simple reason, she cannot rought it with the men of the DHW, she can "wrestle" with men from the porn industy, but she cannot compete with professional male wrestlers, she always said she could whoop me inside that ring, and the first time we met was A triple threat, her, TJ Rocker, and myself. We both lost that match, but if it was A singles, Blaze would have been tapping out to my figure four leglock, I am no shovinist, and I definatly respect the female gender, but Blaze can not take the punishment of Linux, Arc, or myself. Bottom line.

Now it is that time of the show where the special guest gets questions from audience members. You, You, and You.

*The first person Alfred pointed to stands up and ask his question.*

Dusty, if you do win the King Of Extreme Tournament, who do you think will fight you at Chance for the DHW title, DJ, or Nemesis?

I really think Nemesis and I will be going at it again, but it sure as hell would be nice to take on DJ, on account of he cracked he with that chair A couple of times at Mutilation.

Audience # 2: Dusty J, do you think you can hold on to that cruiserweight title very long? It is already known that on the December 1st edition of Mutilation you will defend it against J Ruler.

I have beat J Ruler in the battle royal, but never in singles, but yes I think I will beat him and keep the belt for A long long time.

Audience #3: Dont count out Blaze you shovinist!

*Dusty laughs at being called A shovinist, He shakes Alfreds hand and is applauded by the crowd, he walks to the back, shakes hands and signs autographs, then leaves the building, hops into his limo, and drives off.*

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