Yeah hey Money Man, its me, The Chosen 1 ......... Yea im right outside your locker room door right now .......... Thats right, im about to go out their and give those morons in the crowd something to remember ..... Oh belive me, I know the damn drill, and all these slapnuts filling the arena are about to find out!
Talk to you later.
*Jarrett puts the cell phone back in his back pocket and picks up his guitar, then makes his way to the steps and the curtain where the wrestlers make their entrances at. Jarrett walks by A few more officials, then he walks past the curtain when someone in the sound truck plays "Cowboy" by Kid Rock with "The Cho Cho Chosen 1" at the start to fit the song for Jarrett's own taste. Jarrett walks out on the stage to the fans astonishment, for all the North American fans never thought they would see Jeff Jarrett live ever again, due to the fact he had been associated with the World Wrestling All-Stars, which base is in Austrailia. Jarrett does his usual double peace sign-like pose on the rampway as gold pyro shoots out from behind him. Jarrett walks down halfway and looks towards the ring and to the fans.*
*Jarrett is booed by the fans for his mere presence, he climbs the ring steps and gets into the ring. Jarrett then boost one leg up on the rope and does his typical rope pose as gold pyro shoots up from behind him once more.(Those who watched Jarrett in wCw know what I mean, its hard to explain though) He gets off the top and scales the second turnbuckle, raising his hand and his guitar in the air for all the fans to see. Jarrett gets off the turnbuckle and sets down his guitar, then he demands the microphone from the ring announcer. Jarrett takes the microphone as his theme song cuts off.*
Now, what The Chosen One wants all of you slapasses to do is shut the hell up so The Chosen One can speak.
*As if he was not being booed loud enough before, the booed increase by decibals*
Now, like I was saying before all you slapnuts interrupted me, I am The Chosen One, and I have arrived in the XHCWF, and now, since I am here, the XHCWF is actually A respectable company, because they signed the greatest Intercontinental Champion Of All Time! Thats right! ME! The Chosen One Jeff Jarrett. Now first off let me start by saying, I am already the greatest wrestler in this company, and I am already the most accomplished wrestler in this company, I mean, look at all The Chosen One's accomplishments. 4 Time wCw Champion, 2 time wCw United States Champion, 6 Time WWF Intercontinental Champion, WWF Tag Team Champion, and WWF European Champion! And, not to brag to all you morons, but I was signed quite A hefty contract for my services in this company. I bring class, sportsmanship, athletisism, and respect to this company! And all those things that I bring to this company is something that the whole damn XHCWF roster does not, and will not, have! EVER! I mean, even you slapnuts have to agree with The Chosen One, I am better than Jay Phat Buds or whatever the hell his name is, I am better than Bret Hart, and I am damn sure better than that slapass Suicidal!
Speaking of which, I looked at the little "card" for Saturday Shock, and I noticed I am taking on those three slapnuts that I just mentioned
*Jarrett hears some rather unflattering words said by the fans throughout the arena, he picks up his guitar and begins pointing it around the building.
Do not make me bust all your assess over the head with this thing, because I damn sure will, do not try to test my patience with you slapasses! I am more popular, more athletic, better looking, and richer than any of you morons here!
*The fans begin to do what fans have not done to wrestlers for years and years, they begin throwing popcorn and soda into the ring, showing how much they appreciate Jarrett*
Richer, you know, I bet you nosy people would like to know who I was talking to on my cell phone before I came out here don't you? Well I am just about to tell you, he is one of the richest men in the world, and one of the richest men in the galaxy, hell, he is richer than Thurston Howell III! This man has already made me A champion here in XHCWF! Let me see if he wants to tell you all.
*Jarrett takes his cell phone out of his back pocket and dials A number again, then, A loud laugh comes from the speaker system, and out walks the money man, none other than The Million Dollar Man Ted Dibiase, and his bodyguard Virgil. The Million Dollar Man's theme music plays throughout the arena as the long time wrestling fans stand shocked, and many younger fans asking frineds or family just who the hell walked out from behind the curtain. To the fans suprise, Dibiase is also carrying the Million $ Title Belt that he used for A couple of years during his days in the WWF. Dibiase walks to the ring and climbs up the ring steps, Jarrett opens the ring ropes and lets Dibiase in, then Virgil follows carrying A huge amount of money in his hand. Dibiase does his trademark laugh as Jarrett laughs with him, the music cuts and Dibiase begins to speak into Jarretts microphone.*
Hahahahahahaha! Yea, thats right, me! The Million Dollar Man Ted Dibiase, I am the man who brought Mr. Jarrett into this company, and I also negotiated his contract deal with the owners, and im the one who is making this man A champion!
You see, it has been A few years since I have been in A wrestling ring, and now im ready to come back, and managed my new protege Jeff Jarrett!
Thats right you morons! Mr. Dibiase is now my manager, and he is going to make Jeff Jarrett even greater than I already am!
Exactly, and now Mr. Jarrett, you and I said I made you A champion and let me present you with your title, the Million $ Championship!
*Dibiase hands Jarrett the Million $ Title and makes Virgil strap it around his weist, Jarrett wears the title proudly and raises his guitar in the air in A sign of triumph.*
Thank you Mr. Dibiase for this honor and privelage, and now all you slapnuts know, that the Million $ Team is going to grow far beyond me, Virgil, and Mr. Dibiase, soon, all the greatest stars in this company will be part, and we will rule the wrestling world! So Choke On That! SLAPNUTS!
*Dibiases music once again hits throughout the arena speakers, Jarrett and Dibiase shake hands. Virgil opens up the ropens and lets Dibiase and Jarrett pass through and walk down the ring steps. Virgil follows Dibiase and Jarrett to the backstage area, while the fans continue to throw their littler into the ring.*
