*The Big Bad Wolf is considered one of the all time bad guys of children's books. I mean why not? He's always scheming and trying (and unsuccessful, but it depends on which version you read.) to eat three delicious little piggies that recently made their homes. The wolf isn't really such a bad guy though, is he? He's just your average everyday wolf trying to make his way in the world and survive by any means necessary. Can he really be at fault for wanting to chow down on some bacon? Maybe, maybe not, depending on who you ask. Enter Corey Morrison, back from an extended leave of abscence, he's always carried with him the nickname of "The Wolf." He's now ready to make a long anticipated return against Dusty J. Dusty is in his house waiting for Greg Dixson to get home with the groceries for tonight's big barbeque spectacular. Greg left his camera at the house of course, so Dusty decided to turn it on and create a little video journal to pass the time.*

Corey "The Wolf" Morrison, it's good to have you back buddy, where on earth have you been? Out in the forest looking for delicious people to eat? At home resting your wounds from the battles in the ring? Watching old tapes featuring Pee Wee Herman? Well whatever it is, you have always been one of those guys that I respect, so all in all, I am enthralled that you've managed to return here to EFW.

Whether or not i'm happy though Corey is one thing, but see, I can't be too thrilled with it because this upcoming Rage we're going to face off, one on one. I never thought we'd be squaring off against one another to tell you the truth Corey, simply because we've never had any issues or problems with one another. But business is business, and I assure you that after this match I sitll still respect you, and hopefully you feel the same way about it. So first off I would like to say good luck on Rage.

But of course I also want to win Wolfie. I don't think you know yourself what you are truly getting into. You're returning, ring rusted, and now you have to face me. No offense Corey, but it would be a gargantuan upset if you managed to take me down, because i've been in the ring lately, i've been wrestling against some of the best in the world. Hell, I went out a couple of weeks ago into a War Games match and went through absolute hell, you may smirk because i'm a little busted up but I assure you that i'm ready for you. Just get ready to feel really bad about yourself, but it won't be all your fault, the ring rust is always a factor, but that is never an excuse you can pinpoint 100%.

Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? Wolves have always been scary as hell to me, with their fast footwork, those menacing teeth and powerful jaws. But Corey, I am not afraid of you, no offense buddy, but you've bitten off a bit more than you can chew this time. You see i've built my brick house, now it's your job to huff, and puff, and blow it to smitherens. But can you? After a long hiatus like the one you took, I doubt it. You'll eventually grow tired of blowing, and give up, ceaseblow. Will you beat me at Rage Corey? Not by the hairs of my chinny chin chin.

*Greg Dixson walks through the door with the food, and Dusty runs up to greet him, taking the food and running to the backyard to the grill. Greg follows, then sees that his camera is on. He looks into the lens and begins doing freaky dance like a black girl in a rap video.*

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