*The fans. Every wrestling show, the fans are a constant. You can't always assure that the show will be an overwhelming success, but you know that the fans will be there. The fans of professional wrestling are unlike those of any other professional or collegiate sport, they are ten times as dedicated and twenty times as pumped up to be at an event. A beast all their own, booing mercilessly at the bad guys they so despise and cheering loudly for the heroes that bring them to the arena. In short, they don't get any better than this. The setting is a house show for Elite Fantasy Wrestling during an intermission. The ring is being set up for a steel cage showdown between two local stars who are trying out for this elite wrestling organization. Just as fans are starting to get back in their seats and the match is to begin, the sound of Nelly's "# 1" blares through the speakers and Dusty J's entrance video plays on the EliteTron. Dusty comes out from behind the curtain to a huge ovation, normally the biggest stars in EFW don't make house show appearances, so something like this is always a special treat for the fans. Dusty is decked out in EFW gear from a backwards EFW cap, EFW basketball jersey, and EFW "Dusty J" necklace. He swaggers down the entryway tagging the hands of all the Dusty J fans as he goes. From the middle of the ramp he makes a mad dash towards the ring and rolls in. He motions to the time keeper to hand him a microphone, the time keeper obliges. The music ceases and Dusty looks around at the crowd who are now chanting "Dusty Dusty Dusty." Dusty motions for them to sit down and stop chanting. After the crowd ceases the chants he begins to speak.*

Damn I love you guys!

*Obviously, this is met with a loud positive response.*

Now as all of you know, at Rage i'm going to be taking on Brian "Phatman" Cady one on one. Brian Cady has also wasted no time in voicing what he thinks about me. Let me just say, it's none too flattering. Brian Cady obviously has some kind of problem with Dusty Jizzle. For one, he called me and my friend Greg Dixson, and I quote, "Butt lovers." Now see this is where I have the problem, and Cady if you're listening somewhere in the back, of if you're at home watching a tape of this show, let me tell you, I don't appreciate comments like that and neither do these people. The anti homosexual stuff coming from your mouth is also something that millions and millions of people are going to hate you for. Now for one, I, Dusty J, am not a homosexual. Two, I, Dusty J know that all people should be treated equally until they do something that warrants being knocked. The homosexual community did nothing to knock you, so I would very much appreciate it if you don't take shots like that.

Something else you pointed out in your "interview" was the lack of championships for teams on the West Coast? Now I know Cady that I may dress in baggy jeans, wear my cap backwards, and own more basketball jerseys than the rest of the EFW roster combined, but that in no way means i'm in some sort of gang that gives a damn about which side of the United States wins more championships. I guess it just proves that the old East Coast bias is alive and well in 8 Ball Inc. Right?

Now this is the part that really bugged me, and I don't mean just slightly irked me, i'm talking about really cheesed me off. You said that "my time" here in EFW was two, three, four months ago. Dead wrong. My time is now! The time for me is now to do what I have always done better than anybody else in this company, in this business even, and that is to give the fans the best damn show that they've ever seen! I'm out every night wrestling to make these people, you people, happy, and to make you feel like I alone was well more than worth the price of admission. Now Cady you may think that Dusty J is "passe" and something that's nothing more than old news, but I assure you that I am as new and fresh as anybody here, because at the end of the day, these people still love me. At the end of the day, the front office of EFW, even the wrestlers in EFW know that Dusty J is the man! Brian Cady, win lose or draw, YOU know that Dusty J is the man. Nobody but nobody out performs Dusty J, ever.

You have shown me throughout these past couple of weeks what kind of person you are Cady. You and any of those goons that follows you knows that you sir, are scum. Week after week, month after month I would see you with your lips firmly attached to the rear end of Shawn Hunt, and month after month, when Shawn Hunt wasn't around, I would see you talking to the members of 8 Ball Inc, telling them that "You're different" from Hunt, that you're a "better leader" than Hunt. Now that Hunt is out of the picture, you feel the need to boast your "superiority" over the other members of 8 Ball Inc, you want each and every person to know that you are now the sheepherder and no longer a sheep. You go on to claim that under your command that you'll do something Shawn Hunt never did, and that is to take over Elite Fantasy Wrestling, well that just isn't going to happen. You see while you may think you can simply drive the non 8 Ball Inc members out of this company, you're sadly mistaken. You're simply not big enough to overthrow so many people, and 8 Ball Inc itself isn't big enough to overthrow so many people. You think that you're going to seize the day and be the man in EFW, you think you're not only going to take this company over, but you think you're going to become the next EFW Worlds Champion in the process. Well let me ask you this Cady, is that really what you want?

Think about it Phatman, what good would taking over EFW with your 8 Ball cronies do for you? Sure it would be all fine and dandy in the beginning, but then your sheep start to smarten up. They realize that no matter what happens now, nobody within your "organization" can challenge for that championship belt, because that wouldn't be "the right thing to do" for 8 Ball Inc. They would grow tired of your "rule" and finally decide to start thinking for themselves, and that's when they'll turn on you. Yes Cady, they will turn on you. Do you know the reason that very few turned on 8 Ball Inc when Shawn Hunt was around? Because Shawn Hunt knew damn well that no matter how much he claimed to want to "take over" EFW, he didn't really want to. The man knew that if he did catastrophy would strike, his men, all of his men, would turn on him, causing mass chaos throughout the foundation of 8 Ball Inc, and it would have crumbled. Trust me Cady, conquering EFW is the last, the very last thing you want to do.

I'm not cut out for it? I'm not cut out for beating some 8 Ball Inc ass? Since when Cady? I heard what you said, and out of anyone that wrestles for EFW I think I am the best possible choice to do some serious butt kicking. You see Phatman, I know what it's like to be at the top. You may think controlling your puppets is as good as it gets, well you're wrong. The top is the EFW Worlds Title, i've been there. You think i'm not cut out? Well i've been to the top of the mountain and proven time and time again that there is nobody in EFW that can overthrow Dusty J. Think about it Brian, people have come and gone in EFW but who has always been the constant? Me. Who has always been the pillar keeping the EFW standing tall? Me. I have outlasted each and every guy who has said they're going to take my top spot. Jake Snypes was the first EFW World Champion, but now where is he? He's gone. Shawn Hunt came in and vowed to be the greatest superstar in EFW History, as much as I like him, he was unsuccessful, i'm still here and he isn't. I've not been the hot superstar of the moment, but i'm the cornerstone of this company. If you want to try and be the man that takes me down for good, I welcome it, just be ready to be thrown off the mountain top.

You think i'm down, but I never am Brian. You can count the number of times i've been beaten, you can tabulate the number of times 8 Ball Inc has come out on the winning side of things, but that doesn't beat my spirit. Dusty J's spirit and belief in himself is stronger than any gang attack orchestrated by you and your lackeys, the Dusty J fans are always behind me, 15,000 storng each and every night. You want to test it? Fine. But let it be known that Dusty J Mania is back and stronger than ever. What is Dusty J Mania? Dusty J Mania is a force that drives people to do their best, and drives me to do my best for all of the Dusty J Maniacs. It's a force ten times greater than 8 Ball Inc, and is millions and millions strong. It's time to introduce you to it Cady, and at Rage i'm going to do just that.

*# 1 hits and Dusty raises his arms in the air to the delight of the crowd. Another "Dusty J" chant fills the arena as Dusty rolls out of the ring and begins to walk up the ramp; at the top of the ramp he turns around to face the crowd and points at all of the fans before pounding his heart with his hand.*

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