Jimmy Maxwell... Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy, so glad to have finally heard from you, where have you been man?

*Dusty J is in his basement playing darts, one of his favorite pasttime activities. Whether or not he's any good at it is a completely different story in itself. He throws dart after dart, and one of them ends up missing the target completely and sticks to the wall. Greg Dixson, who is filming Dusty, tries his best to contain his laughter.*

That is so not funny Greg.

Sure man, whatever you say. Haha.

As I was saying... Jimmy Maxwell, i'm so glad you finally chose to get out from under your bed and say something, albeit those comments were more ridiculous than Greg Dixson's outfit on British Day. Now some...most of your comments though were nothing more than ludicrous. You see, you called me a punk. A punk, Jimmy. Ordinarily someone would shoot back and get defensive when called a punk, but i'm not going to go to any extreme hate words here like Duzer, I have more class than that. But I will tell you that calling me such things is pretty hurtful, and now when we step into the ring at Rage, i'll be really hurtful towards you, not with my words of course, but with an arsenal of moves that helped me become EFW Worlds Champion.

What? You can't believe what you're hearing? That's right, i'm a former EFW Worlds Champion, which is more than I can say for you Mr. "8 Ball Legend" Maxwell. You said you're going to show me who the "f" you are, well, watch the tapes jabron, because then you'll see just who you're dealing with. I'm not to be underrated, no opponent is, that's a flaw that you have, your own big fat head getting in the way of focusing on the matter at hand. You don't impress me Maxwell. It doesn't matter what you've done elsewhere, and you'll be bragging about that all day i'm sure, it only matters what you've done here, against this roster, against the most elite bunch of superstars ever assembled in one place. So save the stories for your grandkids, if they'll even be interested.

I heard you talking with the vice president and quite frankly it disgusts me that any authority figure would be fraternizing with the talent in such a way, but I guess you need the VP in your corner for some reason or another, typical 8 Ball Inc move. There's always more than one of you isn't there? Why is that Jimmy? I'm sure I already know the answer you're going to provide for me, "Because 8 Ball Inc sticks together, we're family, we take care of each other, look out for one another", well to me it just seems like Hunt is still the sheepherder, and you're his newest animal. The newest in the line of guys 8 Ball Inc tries to throw at me, i'm wondering, is it truly the rest of EFW that's jealous of 8 Ball Inc? Or the other way around?

Do you remember the Backstreet Boys Jimmy? I'm sure you do, you probably still have their posters on your wall. Every time a guy would say something negative about them to one of their tween fans, the tween fan would always retort back with "you're just jealous that's all!" Well it's the same thing with 8 Ball Inc and its members, we're all jealous aren't we Jimmy? We're all envious that we can't follow Shawn Hunt and Brian Cady's orders like they're the pied piper. Has it ever occured to you that maybe the reason 8 Ball picks fights with all the other superstars in EFW is because YOU are envious of US? Think about it, we think our own way, you think the way your "bosses" think. We do what we want to do within the guidelines of EFW, you do what you want so long as Brian Cady says you can. Maybe you're mistaking yourself when you say you're "the" guy in 8 Ball Inc, because i'm thinking, you're just another lackey.

*Dusty goes over to the wall and takes out the darts. He walks back behind the white line and prepares to throw some more.*

Ever play darts Jimmy? I'm sure you have, what person hasn't? Well you see, on a dartboard you have everything else, and a bulls eye. Now Jimmy, I realize you and "your" crew have made me the bulls eye, but that's how I like it buddy, because no matter how many times you try to throw darts at me, you never hit the bulls eye, because why you ask? Plain and simply because you just aren't good enough. You lack the talent, the charisma, the energy, all the stuff necessary to throw me off. When it comes to the "dart game" of Elite Fantasy Wrestling, you'll be just as bad as me in the real dart game, and that's saying something.

One more little sidenote for you Jimmy. I'm not British. I never was British, I don't intend on being British. Perhaps you were mislead by "British Day", if so, I might be able to understand where you're coming from. But hey, it just shows you didn't pay attention to those scouting reports we talked about. Guess they ARE pretty important, no?

*Dusty walks over to the board after throwing all of the darts and takes them out of the board. He looks at the three darts he has in his hand, a black dart, a white dart, and a black and white dart. He walks back behind the white line with the darts in hand.*

As fun as it is to talk about Jimmy Maxwell all day, there's another important matter at hand that involves me, and it relates to Duzer. Duzer, you play yourself off as some hard ass motorcycle rider who couldn't give a damn about anyone but himself. Well good job buddy, because you play that role perfectly on camera. But when it comes to off camera affairs, that my friend is when you're supposed to break character.

For those who don't like it, i'm here right now, i'm going to break kayfabe, so consider what I say here what we in the business call a SHOOT. It's not ok to use racial slurs, we as a society are far past that, and why you can't comprehend what's right and wrong in society I don't know. Could be for lack of intelligence, could be that you're just too wasted to realize anything, could be that your parents just flat out didn't teach you right from wrong, in any case, it's sad. It's sad that you can't realize that it's inappropriate. I don't care if you say it to people in EFW or to a bum on the street, no matter what it's wrong. It isn't about "I don't care what people say", no no, you self absorbed buffoon, it's about black and white, what's right and wrong. You claim it's an excuse to get people to hate you're character, well, people aren't going to hate your character for what you say OUT OF CHARACTER. Perhaps the Bud didn't get all that to your head? Every single time you were asked to defend your actions, you did nothing, because there was no justification for what you said. The only thing you could come up with was "what are you going to do about it?" Well Drunkiard, i'll tell you what i'm going to do about it, i'm going to beat you. You want to solve every single one of your problems by fighting? Fine. SummerSmash is next week, and we have to be partners then, you stay out of my way and i'll stay out of yours. But at Rage the following week, I want you one on one, and I don't just want you one on one, I want you where you can't get away, where you won't be able to run away from your own problems like you have the rest of your entire pathetic existance. I want you in a steel cage match, man to man, face to face. Only way to win is to pin your opponents shoulders to the mat for the count of three. You like to claim you're a badass, let's see how hard you really are.

*Dusty throws the white dart and it hits the bullseye.*

Bulls eye on the white guy.

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