*The last time Dusty J competed in an EFW ring it was at Redemption on May 31st. That night he defended the EFW World Title against Shawn Hunt and thanks to a lot of interference by 8 Ball Inc, he ended up losing the top crown in the business that night. Fast forward to the next pay-per-view, War on the Shore, where Dusty's DHW alum Jermaine Ruler was assaulted by Hunt's group, 8 Ball Inc. He dashed from his position at the table, throwing his headset onto the lap of Kyle Druthers and cleaning house of the 8 Ballers. He then stared down Shawn Hunt, the man himself, and Hunt laughed, then slowly departed the ring with no further explination. Now, with that said, President Jeremy Nolin signed a match for Rage pitting Dusty against 8 Ball Inc member Brian Pearlman, "Bman". Now Dusty and his friend Greg Dixson are participating in a special chat session hosted by EFWElite.com. Select chatters in the EFW rooms would be selected to go into a special chat and, for thirty minutes, have the opportunity to ask questions to Dusty and/or Gregory Dixson. Dusty signs into the chat and prepares to be bombarded by questions about his recent return to EFW, his upcoming contest with Brian Pearlman, and how does he get his teeth so damn white? Dusty watches as about 10 fans enter the room. The questions will be asked one at a time in a predetermined chatter order, and after a couple minutes delay because of the crappy server Brett Haynes' staff put on the site, the chat finally begins.*

EFWNeedsNemesis: Dusty, hey, welcome back to the wrestling scene, I just want to know why you dissapeared for over a month?

DustyJizzle: Well I had some pretty good injuries due to the physical encounter with Shawn Hunt at Redemption, and I was mentally drained from all the stuff I was doing, the wrestling, the traveling, the autograph signings, the constant radio interviews and tv spots, it was just tiring, so it was time I stepped out for a while, but I still remained active in other things involving EFW, so it's not like I was sitting at home preparing for high school graduation or something.

ImissEthane: Dusty, what do you think of the new superstars that have come into EFW and made major names for themselves since your hiatus?

DustyJizzle: I honestly haven't had a lot of time to watch much tv, let alone EFW Rage. But I think that this company can only get better the more guys that come in, i've noticed a lot of guys have been out, Dirk Bentley, Devastator, Marcus Henderson, Ryan Kullin, and we're big name guys, but the ratings have remained steady and people continue to be interested in our product, so i'm happy that the newbies can show their stuff and help the organization.

LaEnvidiaMata: Hello Dusty, does the EFW have an open roster spots?

DustyJizzle: EFW is always searching for new wrestling talent, and you're always welcome to try out, just be prepared for some brutality though. Don't I know you?

RussfromWa: Hi Dusty, I was wondering...just out of curiousity, if you liked boys like I do....I mean, I don't, I just want to know if you do....you see if I have this bet going on with a friend.....oh I don't have any friends, crap....ummmm, ummmm

RussfromWa has logged out of the chat server, thank you for visiting EFWelite.com, because you have nothing better to do! :)

*Dusty looks over to Greg, wondering what kind of sick freak would ask such a question. He figures that whoever this Russ character is, he must be some sad pathetic loser living in the state of Washington, can't get laid, and works at a Best Buy, but that's all speculation of course.*

Rise: Hi Dusty, I just want you to know that i'm a sad pathetic loser who could never, ever beat you in a match if my life depended on it, you're the man, and I suck, badly. Good luck against Brian Pearlman on Rage!

DustyJizzle: Errr, thank you Rise, i'm glad you think i'm a tough guy and such. But I don't know why you have to be so down on yourself, maybe you can be a wrestler one day.

WeWantELO!: Dusty, what are your thoughts about your upcoming match with Brian Pearlman on Rage?

DustyJizzle: Well, for me this is no ordinary match. Pearlman is an associate of Shawn Hunt and the rest of those goons at 8 Ball Inc. I have serious bones to pick with each and every one of them. Shawn Hunt and his buddies basically robbed me of the EFW World Title back at Redemption, and then they had the gall to attack one of my friends Jermaine Ruler for no reason other than to just be bullies. I don't like the way they've been bullying their way around so they can get what they want, i've never been down with stuff like that, and so i'm going to start getting some redemption for my homies starting with Pearlman. If any of his friends in 8 Ball Inc want to get in the way, let them, because Greg will be at ringside, and if need be I know TJ Rocker and Jermaine Ruler have my back.

I_Want_Gregs_Dixson: Hello, this question is for Greg Dixson. Greg, are you single? If so, would you like to meet me at Rage? I'll be there in the front row with a huge sign dedicated to you.

GregoryDixson: I'm sure we can meet if you really want to, and yes, I am currently single. How old are you?

I_Want_Gregs_Dixson: I am 25 ;)

GregoryDixson: Oh, well, that's good good.

I_Want_Gregs_Dixson: So it's a date?

GregoryDixson: It's a date.

*Greg looks over at Dusty and gives a big thumbs up. As nice a guy as Greg may be, there just isn't much interest in overweight 35 year old camermen, even if they do hang out with a wrestling superstar.*

DownWithTheSickness: Dusty, are you worried at all about "ring rust" coming into your first match since Redemption?

DustyJizzle: Normally I would be, but there's a boxing ring downtown at the local gym, and I have been there just about every day since I left, practicing falls, moves, trying out some new strategies, i've really been trying to concentrate on perfecting the art of submission wrestling, so that's going to be a big thing if i'm to not experience any of that. Pearlman might very well be a tough opponent, but he's not Dusty J, hell, he's not even Shawn Hunt or Devastator, he's essentially the third or fourth rung from the top on the five step ladder of 8 Ball Inc.

SteveCrazeFan: Dusty, do you think...

*Just before SteveCrazeFan's message can be read by Dusty, the chat server suddenly begins to go haywire. Then all of a sudden two new chatters enter the room "IconShawnHunt" and "BmanPearlman", wonder who that could be? Dusty turns to look at Greg with a shocked expression, Greg returns the glance.*

I don't know how they could have gotten past the EFW Chat Administrators!

Greg, they're EFW wrestlers, and those administrators are nothing but the fans that come to the chats too often, so they're of course going to let the wrestlers in, and that proves that it's the real deal, and not just fans posing as them.

IMissEthane: Oh crap, it's Shawn Hunt and Brian Pearlman!

EFWNeedsNemesis: That's not really them, stupid!

SteveCrazeFan: Yes it is!

EFWNeedsNemesis: No it's not!

SteveCrazeFan: Yes it is!

EFWNeedsNemesis: No it's not!

BmanPearlman: Yes, it is, you idiots.

IconShawnHunt: How else do you think we got past the chat administrators? BmanPearlman: Dusty....where are you?

DustyJizzle: What do you two goons want?

IconShawnHunt: Why else? To chat with EFW uber star Dusty J! BmanPearlman: So Dusty, what have you and these pimple faced geeks been talking about?

DustyJizzle: Cute, real cute, why don't you guys just butt out? I'm trying to have a fan chat.

IconShawnHunt: Oh god forbid we interrupt a conversation between Dusty J and his "fans." What makes you so damn great Dusty? I'm the EFW World Champion, I beat your ass in the middle of the ring and took that belt from you in front of the world, but you, you're the ones that the idiots always want to see, you're the one that's name is always being yelled, throwing off my concentration during matches, you're nothing! If anything, the fans should be chanting MY name! "Icon, Icon, Icon!" That's what they'll say!

BmanPearlman: Don't worry Icon, they'll see what a joke he is when I beat him at Rage. Then they'll know there's no stopping 8 Ball Inc.

DustyJizzle: If you two jabronis don't get out of here i'm going to shove my cue up 8 Ball's ass!

IconShawnHunt: That's real big talk coming from someone in a chat room Rusty K. What are you going to do? Have your geeky fans throw zit cream at us? Choke us with those ridiculous Dusty J Mania t shirts you sell?

BmanPearlman: Or better yet, freestyle on us and hurt out feelings, LOL!

DustyJizzle: Just you two wait until Rage, Pearlman, i'm taking you down, and Hunt, you aren't far behind, because you still have what is rightfully mine, the EFW Championship of the World!

IconShawnHunt: Yeah, whatever loser. We'll see you at Rage, better tell all your friends, you're going to need them...

BmanPearlman: See you in the ring, sweetheart.

This concludes our special live chat with Dusty J. We hope you have enjoyed this unique opportunity to talk with one of the most popular wrestlers in the world, please come back next Friday when we chat with acting President Jeremy Nolin! Until then, feel free to purchase merchandise from EFW ShopCenter.

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