Here is what I personally think about each player and their values to a team...

Mind you that everyone has their own tastes and views....

So shop around!

 

Gary Magilicutty - Gary is one of the fastest base runners in the game.  He's very comparable to louis and he has an advantage through grass.  He seldomly hits homeruns but almost always gets infield homeruns if you can aim the ball to the far wall.  A very good lead off player or even usefull for a pinch runner.  He's an average pitcher by my standards but he can fill in for those needed innings.  7/10

 

Ace Mcface- I seldomly ever choose Ace and maybe I might be missing out on something but from what I know he's not that much of an ACE at anything except throwing a very hard fastball.  He does however have some swimming talents and his arm is worth having to stop runners in their tracks.  A good starter or closer pitcher in my books.  He also has a pretty good fielding arm but he’s not fast by any means.  He hits the odd homerun here and there but he’s not consistant.  6/10

 

Don Swanson - Another player I really havn't bothered to use.  He's an average player who can nail a few homeruns here and there.  He is a decent fastball pitcher though and an average softball pitcher with some decent control.  He’s an average runner and again we have another swimmer.  He’s very much like Ace and a good starter or closer. 7/10

 

Cap Kooshsky - I pick Cap the odd time just to see if he ever did have anything secretive and worthwhile.  The only thing I discovered is he's an average pitcher who likes pitching in softball.  Apparently he has batting powers at night but he isn’t very consistant.  He does have a decent field throwing arm but he’s not very fast on his feet.  If you had to compare him to someone it would be a mild version of Rocky/Josh. 4/10

 

Fuji Yamamoto-  Fuji is a player who can work for you or really against you.  I say this because the odd time he has a homerun streak every game and then other times he can be nothing but a infield outer.  He's a pretty slow runner and even though he can tackle he has trouble making it to first base.  I did find he's got more of a swing in softball pitching rather then fastball pitching.  Also one thing to remember... you can't tackle a player bigger then you from what I've done.  Having Fuji at home plate as a catcher will stop those dreaded tackles to home plate.  Overall he can be a good player if you have the bases loaded and gamble on a homerun.  Other then that I find him not worth having unless you want to have a power batter whos got a 40% chance of a homerun.  For some odd reason too Josh can’t always run by him.

Fuji also has some pitching skills with control but the big guy tires extremely quick.  He seams to be pretty good stopping balls from rolling by him as well.  8/10

 

RIP- Rest in peace??? Or Really incompentent pitcher??  Honestly I don't think Rip is an all star nor is he even worth picking unless you want to experiment with things.  He's nothing like Sid but he can Tackle.  Sure he can hit the odd homerun but that's mainly a fluke.  He's just an average pitcher saying PICK ME cause I HAVE A MOHAWK and LOOK COOL yet he's worthless!  He’s got some pitching control and he’s average running the bases.  Very comparable to Cap. 4/10

 

Clark Kaentarski - Clark is somewhat the opposite of what I'd consider Casey.  A great thing about Clark is he can fly and he can hit.  He's got an average field throwing arm and he never makes errors if a ball goes rolling into him.  I'd pick Clark for 2 reasons.. Batting and Flying and well maybe running.  Whatever you do don’t make him pitch softball! He’s a lot like Glenn/Casey put together.  8/10

 

Gene Bodeen- Another player over hyped by the instruction manual which states he should be end of the batting order.  I think he's more on the bottom of my who I should pick first list.  He can hit homeruns but again he's not very productive in doing this.  There's two things Gene can do and that's switch hit and tackle.  Again he's not the best cheese in the fridge but he can spoil a dinner.  One last thing is he does have a good fielding arm.  5/10

 

Alan Thinne- I really havn't discovered Alan's truest talents other then batting.  He is one of those players whos got power at night from what I've done on the plate.  He is also a decent pitcher to have for fastball and an above average softball pitcher.  Alan is a lot like slick in some ways to me.  He doesn't shine out but theres nothing bad to say about him.  I guess he’s a pitching kind of guy and reminds me of Slick.  He’s an average base runner and has good D.

8/10

 

Casey Roguefort-  Now if I needed to choose one of the players whod help me win a game defensively or offensively in the lines of base running or speed... Casey is my #1 guy.  The dude can fly, can run just as fast or faster then louis, and he has a tornado pitch but it's worthless to use in pitching.  He's one of my favourite players to have in the outfield and a great lead off hitter and pinch runner if need be.  He may not be able to hit homeruns but infield homeruns are not a problem!  Clark/Louis put together! 10/10

 

Doug Magilicutty - Doug is one of the better fastball pitchers in the game.  He also seams to like running through sandtraps and is a decent overall player.  I don't think he's the best there is or nothing close but if you want to try someone who's got nothing to loose then give him a shot.  He has some batting power and a little base running speed. 7/10

 

Jimmy Jansen- I don't really know what to say about this guy that has me wanting to pick him.  He seams like he'd be one of those players who would do something usefull for you but I gotten nothing out of him except a few homeruns at night.  He's one of the MOST AVERAGE players there is but again why pick him if nothing stands out??  We’ll ok maybe I’m wrong he’s got some pitching skills and control.  He also has some batting power and he’s not a shabby runner.

7/10

 

Biff Wiffster- For some reason the computer loves to pick this guy as a pitcher asap and I get nailed with fastballs by him.  When I use him as a pitcher he's nothing but trash to me.  He has power at night and can tackle but who needs another slow motion slug on your team who can't always produce?  He does have one hell of a fastball with some curve but tires soon enough.

A good closer for a pitcher.

4/10

 

Davy D. - This guy is another player which I havn't really gone off the deep end about but he does have some very useful utilities to him.  He's got a great throwing arm and is a decent fastball pitcher.  He also likes taking a ride through grass and nailing homeruns a lot.  Mind you he's not the fastest but he's one of the dependable sluggers who can produce.  He’s also got a nice throwing arm and he’s average running. 8/10

 

Slick Slickster- When it comes to someone you want to stop the ball and make it on base, Slick is one of the best players in the game.  He's a fast little guy who can nail a homerun here and there and he's a fast base runner and a good fastball pitcher.  Slick seams to love running through sand although he's one of the players who can get to the ball no matter where it lands.  A definite player to have in the infield as 2b or shortstop but he can be a good outfielder too.  He’s also a good fastball pitcher to have as a starter.  The guy is good all over the field! 9/10

 

Chuck Silver- Chuck sucks!!! He's got power bat at night... He runs through sand....and he's just as useless as Cap.  Again a player who doesn't produce hits and hes below standards.  Don’t use him as a pitcher unless you want to loose!  He’s a slow runner and reminds me of Rock.  3/10

 

Woody Pecos - Woody is a great fastball pitcher and an average player at everything.  He can switch hit and loves running through the grass.  He's not one to nail homeruns but he does like to show off infront of crowds.  Mainly the ones at the stadium where he hits homeruns.  Nothing worth writing about even though I did.  He would be a toned down version of Mudcat. 6/10

 

Mudcat Mcdonagh- Mudcat is one of the best fastball pitchers in the game.  He has control and he can whip the sucker down the plate.  He loves crowds and loves nailing homeruns at the professional stadium.  He can switch hit and he's one of the best batters in the game.  He's not a great fielder but if you use him for pitching and nailing hits this guy is top notch!!! He’s also speedy on the bases and has some curve.  9/10

 

Fast Eddie B. - I don't know why he has fast in his name.. I really don't....  He does have power to nail the ball at night and he can pull out a few homeruns.  Other then that eddie throws an average fastball and he's not worth sending an email about.  6/10

 

Rocky Ricardo-  Ok theres a few things that rocky can do... Ok theres one thing he really can do... THROW ONE HELL OF A FASTBALL!!!! Yes Rocky has a tornado pitch which seams like 150 mph.  He has power bat at night and can stop a lot of errors.  If you want the best in fastball pitching to make people go crosseyed.. THIS IS YOUR PLAYER!  He's also pretty decent running the bases and nailing homeruns.  I also forgot he’s got a decent base throwing arm.  Use him as a starter or the best closer in the game! 9/10

 

Sid Savage- Sid may not hit homeruns but he can STOP them very well.  He has a super jump/super dive which robs a lot of people when the ball goes above him or out of reach.  He isn't a slugger but he is a runner and has a good fastball pitch.  A good guy to have when your in need to stop of people bunting or trying to get pop flies.  A decent starter pitcher.  He can be a valuable guy to have at 3rd or 1st to catch foul balls or even catcher for pop ups.  A very good defensive player in many aspects.  9/10

 

Leon Little - This guy's little secret is he can HIT HOMERUNS and he's got power at night.  Leon has a great fielding arm and likes running through grass.  He's not a pitcher so don't even try to put him on the mound unless you want to loose.  I'd say if you want a player who can hit homeruns, LEON IS #1 without a doubt.   He’s got some running speed unlike the other slow power hitters.  9/10

 

Jose Hamsando - Jose likes fastball and loves grass.  The man also seams to have a good speed burst running the bases and he'd make a decent catcher or baseman.  He's another player who doesn't make errors and if you want to throw some people out he's got the arm to do it.   Good starter or closer pitcher to have on your team and he’s got a good glove. 8/10

 

Harry Lewis-  Harry has a nice softball pitch and like to tackle people.  He also has power bat at night and he's got some skill but nothing to depend on except his softball pitch.  He is one of the slowest runners in the game but also one of the best sluggers.  His speed doesn’t really make up for his power.  6/10

 

Johnny Belarski - If you read what I said about Fuji then you'll understand the same thing about Johnny, although Johnny can hit a lot more and produces power bat at night.  The guy is best as a catcher and can tackle but his secret talent is throwing one hell of a fast pitch over the plate.  If you thought Rocky had a bullet this guy is no slow throw.  Again like I said about Fuji though this guy is not dependable but he can make a ball scream when it's thrown or hit out of the park.  He’s not fast on his feet but he’s got a glove.  A good guy to have for a closer. 7/10

 

Froggy McFarland-  One great thing about Froggy is he's one of the best fielders in the game when it comes to obstacles.  The guy can swim through water, jump through grass, and hop through sand.  He's got some hitting skills and can hop down the bases really fast.  He's also got a nice softball pitch and can help you out when your in a bind.  A great person for the field and to help the defence.  He’s the better version of Binky when it comes to defence.  8/10

 

Arnie Schwarz- Arnie loves the sand and he also loves to run the bases.  He's got one nice fastball and he seams to like to pitch that way.  One of the better runners in the game and reminds me kind of like Gary Magiculitty.  Arnie is also one hell of a fastball pitcher and softball pitcher so keep that in mind when your running out of options. 8/10

 

Joey Springer- If I pick Joey I usually do it for pitching in softball because he's got a nice curve.  He's also a super jumper/diver and having him pitch also helps stop the ball from leaving the infield and gives my short stop a little bit of a break.  He’s a lot like Sid in terms of offense and defence.  Other then that he's got average talents in everything else.  Another great thing about him as a pitcher is he helps cut down the line drives to the outfield with his jumping skills.  8/10

 

Rodney Holmes-  A guy who confuses the hell out of me because I don't honestly know what he can truly do.  He does have one nice hell of a curve pitch and can hit homeruns but he's slow as a rock.  I guess he's mean to be a pitcher and when he pitches he's good at both softball and fastball although in fastball he seams to cut the plate off.  I also found out he nails homers at the stadium and he’s a good closing pitcher with the best control in the game.  7/10

 

Peter Ladeude - When I think about Peter I think about Rodney.  He's slow but when it comes to pitching this guy is one of the better ones with a curve.  He can also switch hit and has power bat at night.  He's someone you should try to use for pitching but other then that he's holding your team back.  6/10

 

Lance Boyle-  Another player whos left me confused as to what he can do.  He does hit homeruns and seams to hit best when power bat at night.  With that in mind he's slow and just as bad as the worst offensive players in the game.  He does have some pitching skills in fastball but only for closing.  Why bother with him?? 2/10

 

Dizzy Mcfly - Is this guy worth picking?? Well sure he can fly and stop errors but he can't pitch though he's a fast base runner.  I guess he's somewhat like Casey yet nothing in the speed way.  He’s only fast on his feet and good on the field.  6/10

 

Zelda- The only female player of the game other then the amazons.  She has a bat for a broom which gives her a longer reach and this nails pitches which would be considered balls.  She has power bat at night and shes an average player besides this.  If you nail the ball by the end of the broom chances are you'll see the ball fly away.  5/10

 

Larry Lewis- Another fast throwing pitcher who lovers water.  Where do you find these guys??  Anyhow Larry is like Leon and when you need a homerun this is the man to talk to.  Just one thing.. don't use him for softball pitching..  and he’s an average base runner. 7/10

 

Stan Bananzana- When you see Stan in action he's very much like Sparky only 10% weaker.  He can climb fences, he's a good pitcher no matter what game, and he can run like the dickens, and throw.  Nothing is wrong with Stan cause he's the man!  He’s also a good pitcher to use when your in a bind.  8/10

 

Diablo Jones-  This guy confuses the hell out of me.  Some days he hits homeruns like Fuji and other days he can't nail out of the infield.  He can tackle and he's got a big spiked bat which has a long reach over the plate.  He's a usefull catcher but a horrid baseman and fielder.  He can hit but what good is he to you ?  6/10

 

Kirk Shirkster - Pick him for throwing a fastball and running through grass.  Other then that don't pick him since he’s average in almost everything.  2/10

 

Bruno - A player who can tackle and hit power bat during night fall.  Another player on the gutter.   He’s slow and not someone who will help you out very much. 1/10

 

Mikey Montrose- This is probably the first player I pick 99% of the time..  WHY?  That's a stupid question to ask... He's got the fastest fielding arm in the game and he can throw from outfield and get people out or have him on second or short stop and make easy double plays.. or even better as a catcher to stop people from stealing.  He's got a nice fastall pitch and he can run the bases well.  My favourite player!! 10/10

 

Slash - He can't play the guitar and he loves the sand... hes nothing to look at.. move along folks.  Ok maybe he can stop errors but I still don't like him.  3/10

 

Babe Blutarski -  Babe is to what babe ruth is but in pitching.  This guy is Nolan Ryan for softball or fastball... whatever you need him for he's there for strikes!!  He also has a power bat at night and likes the water but he's slow running.  Again pick him as a pitcher and your problems will be solved.  My favourite pitcher by far!  A very underated player! 10/10

 

Ronnie Ray - He likes crowds and the pro stadium for nailing homers but he's very average like and can switch hit.  Maybe it's just me but I got other people to pick.  He’s also a decent pitcher for both leagues. 5/10

 

Big Al Santos - Big Gay Al?? He can tackle... and very seldomly hits a homer ... so why pick him??  AND HE IS SLOWWWWWWWWW   1/10

 

Claude Baker - He can tackle too and hit seldomly.. I think him and Gay Al are lovers... SLOWWWW 1/10

 

Ross Davis - Sand, Grass, and running the bases... and he's an average joe at that.  6/10

 

Rock Bunson - Take a look at Gene/Chuck then come back here.. he can tackle.. he's useless!

2/10

 

Boris Badasov - He's bad ass Boris... what’s he bad at?  Well he can tackle and he's one hell of a pitcher for softball and fastball... and on top of that he's got one hell of a slugger bat!.  A good player to have like Leon for putting fear into a team.  8/10

 

Louis Johnson - In the likes of Gary this guy is faster!  He's great for fielding because of his running speed and he's just as fast as Casey when it comes to base running.    He's got a good throwing arm and he's a great softball pitcher.  Also keep him if needed to pinch run!  Ontop of that he’s ideal for shortstop or the outfield if you need to run wayyy back. 9/10

 

Flip - This guy likes to swim and he likes throwing nice curve balls.  I still think he pitches best at softball but he's really good at fastball too.  A great guy to cut off the plate and he hits power bat at night.   He’s kinda slow running but if you use him for pitching or keep him out of the field your in good hands.  7/10

 

Matt Benson - Matt loves the water and he’s got some good D, he’s average throwing and running but when it comes to offensive marketing this guy is a hang up. 4/10

 

Josh Bagosh - When it comes to stealing bases.. JOSH is the only player I know of who can dodge every player who tries to tag or block him out and passes by.  He can steal home plate and remember he's got WICKED control and he's one of the best pitchers in the game.  His skills are used best during softball in my eyes but he still has a great fastball pitch.  A definite player to add an extra run or make a few K's.  Oh and also wanted to add he can switch hit! 10/10

 

Binky Lefleur - Binky is what Froggy is except Binky seams to be the faster of the two.  Binky also hops and can travel through sand and grass to stop pretty much anything.  He's a really fast base runner and he's got a nice pitch in softball.  He's an average Joe when it comes to batting so use him for the field!  9/10

 

Sparky Nackledrag - My oh MY!  If you thought Mikey had one hell of a fast throw this guy is #2 in throwing speed.  He can climb fences like Stan and well he's got good speed when it comes to fast ball pitching.  Sparky is also one fast runner and a definite player to have in 2b, ss or outfield.. throw to mikey and make more plays!  10/10

 

Brian Brayen - Brian is a good runner and likes going through sand.  He's also good with the bat so give him a shot.  Not a bad fastball pitcher but in average style.  He also has good Defence.  7/10

 

Bela Lombardi - One thing about Bela is he's very canny.  He has the ability to fly during night fall during a game and he's got great pitching skills in softball, fastball, and base running.  He also can drill a ball pretty far and theres many reasons I listed to pick him.  9/10

 

Tony Larue- Tony likes water and he likes fastball pitching... I don't know what I like about him because he reminds me of Bruno yet a little more usefull. 3/10

 

Artie Jensen - Another player who is a mystery.  He uses a pickaxe for a bat and seams to have power bat at night.  If you can nail the ball with the curve of the pickaxe youll see a homerun from hell!  Artie can also switch hit but I don't think you can rely on him to nail everything if anything out of the park.  3/10

 

Mike O'Mally - Mike likes to tackle people or tickle them with his moustache maybe.. but either way they fall over.  He seams to have some power bat at night but he's another player I wouldn't consider.  The reason I say this is because he is a lot like Biff.  He has a good bat and he can somewhat run but I’ve had very little luck with him except night time.  5/10

 

Glenn Bigham - Now don't look twice when it comes to picking Glenn.  He has decent running speed and can super dive/super jump to save many outs!  I usually put the man in center field since he can move back and jump with his balls to the wall.  Glenn seams to hit homeruns more then average and he's one of the players who will get you on base or put you to home plate.  One thing.. DON'T MAKE HIM PITCH  10/10

 

Sunny Buddinski - He likes swimming and hitting a few homeruns.. actually I’ve picked him a few more times and he hits them often and more often at night !!! But he’s slow as bananas!!! 5/10

 

There you have it folks what I think about every player.. sure im harsh on a few but don't think I got anything towards big al... Any player who loves to tackle another man to hump their leg usually wards me off....  Again try each player  to see what you like because I have my opinion and you have yours... PS: ALAN SUCKS!! Hahahahah

Sorry Keith but I had too...

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