The Miracle was me 
 
Presidents of misfortune
Presents to the United States
The Lord Forgave our transgressions
While I made more mistakes
and you can hear me
running behind you
singing out of tune

If only children believe in miracles
I think I grew too soon
so I went searching for miracles
in houses with no room
cause I didn't know where they'd be
and at Whit's End I found out
the miracle was me

a smile covering the whole face
a height smaller than normal size
is it a sin for that big grin
to just be a disguize
but nothing describes
the kinds of things I day
for the mirror looking back at me
is backwards anyway