Okay, now this one is in response to a rap my friend wrote degrading a young lady at my school. Before you read...


1. Henry Sclesinger is the father of quantum mechanics
2. The empirical formula is the "basic" formula in chemistry
3. I got cut off the basketball team on May 1st last year, the day (a year after) that I wrote this song.
4. The quote on the 2nd to last line is what a basketball coach at my school said to me after he said that I had a bad attitude.

The ***** Song - Friends Remix



I know you heard of the ***** song
�Cause I heard you singin� along
But like �thong thong thong thong thong�
You know it�s just plain wrong

And man it�s been so long
Since I heard of Best Friends Forever
Even in the stormy weather
Can�t we all just get along, through whatever?

But these days, 
It�s like you diss me
I diss back
And send you a nasty letter with a bomb attached
But see, that�s whack
It should be friend�s got friend�s back
To guard against all attacks
You slipped up and said somethin�? I forgive that, black

But naw, son, we got it twisted
They had a class at U of H (Houston) on friendship
And it�s like we all played hookey and missed it
It�s sadistic, �cause
Instead we bought the CD off of TV
And when that track came up, we got angry and we skipped it
Had it on tape, we heard the intro, hit eject and flipped it

And went out and made friends again
But from the very start, it wasn�t plugged in our hearts
We didn�t mean those nice words
We just lipped it, like lyrical art

You know what?
I think we need to examine ourselves
�Cause sometimes when we say �I got your back�
It�s a lie from the pits of hell
And we like to dwell
On how to get revenge
So well on those we call our friends
When we should just make amends
I see you, kid
You need to think that over again
�Cause it�s plain sin
As bad as smokin� weed and drinkin� gin

And juice, yo, Oh no
Here he comes oh
He looks mad
About to back stab
But wait a minute
Didn�t he just chunk deuce, though
While ridin� off in a cab
While tellin� the driver that his best friend is like the brother (or sister)
That he never had? I thought he meant it�

Man, that�s sad
And boo-boo
Let�s think about what you�d do
If one of your so-called friends spilled Hawaiian Punch
On your new FUBU

Or your Abercrombie
Would you be the one to forgive?
Or would you gank him a shiv
And stick him like macaroni, in the ribs?

If you said yes, that�s phony
You don�t know what a real friend is
A friend is not always gonna make you feel good like Tony, Toni, Tone, kid
And I tell you that you don�t know me

But my best friend does, and yes that�s Jesus
He sticks with me like bugs,
And It�s not that I�m perfect, it�s just because�
Because of love
He listens and he forgives quick
Like a true friend does
He�ll be the last one to get
In the ring to box me with boxing gloves
Especially not over some bud�

It�s the year 0-1 and we all need Amiracle
We need to get back to the basics of friendship like the empirical
Formula, take caution, homeboy, I�m warnin� ya
You keep dissin� ya friends and there might be a shootout like California
But wait a minute, man
I�m digressin�, teachin� this lesson
Let me shoot off what I think of the ***** song 
Like Smith & Wesson

Don�t tune out now
Sit down and take a listen
I�ll be done in a minute
So assume a comfortable position

First off, I know the rhyme�s tight
�Cause I know how ** be spittin�
I haven�t read it, though
Cause I know it�s foul mouth like Lewinsky and Clinton

And secondly, I though y�all were cool, like at school
I know y�all are�nt that tight, but you�d give her dap, right?
Yeah, ok, I know what you�d say, but anyway
Did you really have to cook her like a Flambay?

Was it your plan A?
If it was, you should have had a plan B
�Cause it would be a shame if you failed the Army physical
Because a pain is all you could be

Hey, don�t blame me, bud-ee
I�m just the messenger
I spit knowledge so lov-lee
In quantums like Henry Schlesinger

For me, myself, and I
It makes me wanna cry
When friends turn into enemies over night
Like Lucifer and Christ
Hope you got your laughs, man
I hope it was real nice
But did you think about her?
Did you think of the price
She�d have to pay?
Did you bother to call and ask her anyday?
Or did you just click Address Book
Then Send To All like P.O. Box A

All the way to Z?
Listen to me, that�s crazy
If you have to insult and cuss to bust
Then you�re just plain lazy, Ok, B?
But hey, yo, take no offense, �cause none was given
You�re my boy, so I�ll let you know
It�s objective criticism, now let me keep spittin�

Now that that�s done, let�s move to the weather for May One
What�s the temp? Man, it�s blazin�
Hey, look at the Sun!

She looks angry to me, that anybody can see
Now it�s getting� REAL hot like someone turned up the AC, 
Hey **, open the door, somebody�s there
Knock Knock
She�s got a glock, and it�s cocked
Now you�re scared!

But really girl
Don�t let him get all in your hair
If you get crunk with him, it�s wasted energy
Like climbin� the stairs
When you can elevate above all the violence and hate

Now y�all �Put that in your pipe and smoke it�
�Cause it�s May first, the cut date

I�m out.