Bald Men

Don't judge bald guys, 
They never did anything to you. 
Don't tell them lies, 
That's not a very nice thing to do. 

So they've got a shiny dome, 
They've probably got thick glasses, too. 
They already know they don't have any hair to comb, 
So don't make the problem worse- yes, you! 

Quit teasing bald men, 
Don't point at them and smirk! 
Don't say they're as hairless as a hen, 
Just give them a toupee to look like Captain Kirk. 

Bald dudes really are pretty cool, 
Just give them a chance. 
You act like they always drool, but who knows, 
Maybe you'll spark a little romance. 

It's only hair that they lack, 
Without it, some are really good lookin'. 
So cut them a little slack, 
And maybe you can get somethin cookin'!