The Ultimate Rap by ME ~ (Written around March2003 at LYS)
My favorite color is black, I liked to tap, to the best rap, drinking lots of sap, and talking to my pap.
Video games is the best I am at, running around getting this and that, or playing football with my favorite cap, and I have special sensing, just like a bat.
Going to school is easy for me, learning everything from ABC. When I get out I'll move to a sea, and be as busy as a bee.
Driving a car, it looks very hard, it's easy as me dealing a card, and even better with a guard.
Now placement, that's where I'm at. I do everything even this rap. I'll be here, till I'm twenty-two. Nobody will change it, not even you. Theres a lot of people, that make me laugh. Joke around, and even the staff. Stay up late, listen to music. Play psone and make the time click. You can munch on candy, from your box. Not orientation, but the paradox's. You can ask your county to get a bail. But in the meantime, you can drink Ginger Ale.
I write to my brother, all the time. He does too, doesn't cost him a dime. He's at a place in the town of Coal. They have good food, even the bananas from Dole.
Pineapple, is the kind I like. I like them more then everybody, even little Mike.
I got a room mate, his initials are DAC. Wait a second... I gotta itch my knee. Where I'm at, it's not higher then a peak. I'm been writing this, for more then a week. I don't know, when I'm gonna stop. Maybe I won't, until the earth drop. You got duties to do, to get money. It's really hard, it's not that funny.
I have many pencils, to write my stories. There all about, different things, from A to Z. I watch a lot of movies I really like. Eat lots of candy, like Mike & Ike.
My name is Dustin, I'm at LYS. I have lots of friends, from Dave to George Wes. This place is in, the town of Bloss. You can come here and win, but have no loss. You do your Thoughts and Feelings, every night. Every time, staff won't think it's right. You can take out five dollars, every week. Buying all sorts of stuff, that you seek. There's ten rooms, in this place. Their all scattered around, in disgrace. There are four clients, doing puzzles. Their all acting like, big fat muzzles. Were not aloud to watch, the music video channel. But we are aloud to watch the new pan role. Everybody brush your teeth, three times a day. Everyday, Every week, even in May. There are some clients here, that are very weird. Even some of them, are growing a beard.
Donkey Kong, is my nickname. Dj MoNkEy, of course it's the same. I have a lot of posters, in my room. Most of them are the same, as you assume. DP, stands for Dinner Prep. US, stands for Ultimate Step. I can go on forever. But I'm not going to touch, the lever. I have many lyrics, to a different song. There all different, from Donkey Kong.
Were not aloud to keep, the windows open. But we are aloud, to stay up till ten. I'm going to bed tonight, and that's just right.
Going home, for the first time. All this I'm writing, is going to rhythm. Going up for second level, you must be insane. Don't look at me, I'm not in pain. Vacuuming the halls, from left to right. You won't get it done, if you don't put in might.
I get a visit from my family, every Sunday. I play pinball, don't even need to pay. They bring me stuff to keep here. Stuff to eat, or to show a peer. They travel for many miles far east. They will come, even before a feast. They like to see me, all the time. But they won't do it, for a crime.
Okay, now what else, do I want to say. I go down on my knees, and begin to pray.
Now lets change the subject, a little bit. Please be quiet, and please won't you sit. I got a Mod Disk, to play my games. From Tony Hawk, to Sled Storm, their all the same. I got a PsOne, in my box. Play it all the time, even in my socks. I got one controller, that I use a lot. I also have that, in my box. I got a memory card, that's really new. The color is red, not a see-through.
My favorite band, is AFI. I also like, the color from the sky. Orange, Black, and Blue, their the colors for you. I'm getting straight A's in all my classes. Pass the high school, faster then molasses. I'm sitting in the classroom, saying Spanish words. I'm saying hola, como estas, also with the birds. I'm sitting at my desk in all my classes. Listening to music and eating all of the molasses.
I've been at LYS for 14 months. Most of the time, I was eating lost of runts. I have lots of duties I like to do. And well in the meantime, I got a new hairdo.
I'm playing bingo up the wall. I got paid, but not much at all. It's snowing outside everywhere. We don't have school, the same in Sayre. Now I'm on 2nd level, and I play the PS2. Madden 2003, is the game for you. Sled Storm, Metal Gear Solid, the games I play. Since I'm on second level, I can play everyday.
I'll be out of placement, only in 3 months. You know that it's not long, only into trunks. I'm doing the vocab words in Health. Also reading the chapters after the melth. I'm reading the Hobbit, up and down. Talking about The Shine from town.
I'm about to turn the age of 15. But I still hate every single jean. There's lots of snacks that everybody munches on. Steve, Chris, everybody else with Don. I'm never going to get a home visit while I'm here. But I probably will always goto the pear. Ground Rules, you looking at me like a fool, I'm not. And I'm hanging off the hook. And I love reading the telephone Book. I'm really healthy from head to toe. I'm friendly to everyone, even Moe.
Now let's talk about me a little more. I'm not the same, like I was before. I'm a whole new person, from PA. I like it even more, when I get pay. I have a turntable and spinning off a disc. It's the kind that I like, it won't resist. The main icon is all the monkies. From Diddy K. and DJ, Your asking for fees. I'm the best at remixing songs from A to Z's. Every boy and girl will like my music. Every age, doesn't matter if your are sick. Every single line is totally different. I have some Altoids, but they really are minted.
Ok. Lets start at the beginning. Don't wait around for the telephone to ring. Now placement, thats where I'm at. I do everything, even this rap. I'll be here, till I'm twenty-two. Nobody will change it, not even you.
Ok. Lets start over. I'm really getting lower. Now Dustin, that's my name. Dj MoNkEy, it's still the same.
Now I'm stronger, then the sweeden. I'll never be weaker, you tell me when. I'm jumping all the ramps with my BMX bike. I thought I did a 900, wait a minute, Sike!
I'm waiting too long to open up the book. While I'm hanging off the hook. I saw so many mountains, upon so many hills, but you won't be so happy with all, the, other, spills.
Cold mom, you know the Tom, like to read your books with the light on. Alternative and Punk, it was how I was raised. Doing everything else, like I was praised. Running up and down, the field. When you come near me, you better yield.
I'm really good with my Alphabet. But I'm not good with money, cause I'm still in debt. There's two clients in this class, that is now sleeping. Don't wait and wait, for the telephone to ring. Moving all around, seeing different countries. You could not do that, if your missing your keys.
I put my head in the freezer, so I'm not so hot. Don't keep it in there long, or I'll say stop. My watch is Indigo, and I really like it. It turns green and blue, and it is really lit.
I live in Towanda, and it's not so big. A lot of people eat and eat, like a pig. My favorite band is AFI. But Sum 41, they will tie. I'm reading the books, The Lord of the Rings. It's mostly about, rings with the kings. I'm the best at computers, there is none better. They can try and try, but that won't get my letter. Come with me, and be grump, grump, grump, gruuuummppy. You know you want to be grumpy.
Now lets try to think, of a title for this song. Dustin's Mix, that's not very long. This is mostly about, Dj MoNkEy and Donkey Kong. I'm playing chess and I'm really good at it. I'm beating everyone, even when they sit.
I don't like to repeat myself, I'm not a broken record. I might be big, but not bigger then the lord. I'm the man, that's what I say. Every night, every evening, even every day.
Now lets talk about me a little more. Hear we go, directly from the core. Bradford County, that's were I was born. I like music from AFI to KoRn. Hazel, that's the color of my eyes. Now food, I really don't like pies. Tommy Boy, is a funny movie I've seen. I also like, the computer game Keen.
Now, a long, long, time ago, in a galaxy far away, Malibu was wonder...