“The New Today”

Click, click, the time is ticking.

Boom, boom, the bombs are exploding!

Watch out you might get involved.

No, No. You don't want that.

Sitting around on the corner, go splat.

Searching all over Asia,

For the mentally insane.

Osama bin Laden and Saddam Hussein.

Their killing everybody from evil to innocent,

And I probably think 9/11 was meant.

Knock, knock, knocking on my room mates door.

Smash, smash, smashing everything to the floor.

Joke, joke, joking around the store.

Going to the Navy to Ex-Plore.

Watch, watch, watching everything in sight.

Walk, walk, walking all over the knight.

Turn, turn, turning on all the light.

Coming around to see the fight.

Calling to see if everyone is alright.

Make sure that they haven't left the site.