“I AM A SUICIDAL MANIAC!”

Everyone can just die,

Or eat a poisonous pumpkin pie.

Drown in a cold lake,

Or inhale just one Anthrax flake.

Light a bomb in the middle of the day,

Get in a serious car crash at the end of May.

Throw yourself off a cliff,

Or take some LSD to a great sniff.

Shoot yourself late at night,

Or have a strong man to fight.

Doesn't matter how you do it,

But just please, you have to admit.

If your like me, and want to plea,

I'm guilty of the murder of YOU and ME.

So don't mistake the instant death,

That you might encounter if you take METH.

Go ahead and laugh with Rhonda,

BUT AT LEAST I'M OUT OF TOWANDA!