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- "Main" event, I Quit match: Zach Gowen v. Nunzio, Chuck Palumbo, and Johnny Stamboli. Vince pays off the FBI as they charge the ring. Zach (who still has his artificial leg on) tries fighting them off, but that goes as well as you'd expect -- namely, not well at all. Zach scrambles for the ropes as Vince McMahon taunts him with the artificial leg (Chuck removed it), and the FBI stomp away. Nunzio also taunts, but Zach blocks a slap and gets an armbar, easily broken up. Chuck with a superkick, and Nunzio goes Air Italy into Zach's leg. Zach flips out of a torture rack, and some contrived heel miscommunication puts all of the FBI on the floor. Zach moonsaults them all, but his offense is short-lived as Chuck tosses him onto Michael Cole at ringside. Vince bitches Cole out as Nunzio hits the springboard armbar and the entire FBI attack en masse. Vince enters to laugh at Zach's misery when Hollywood Hogan's music hits. Hogan enters through the crowd and beats up anything that moves, clearing the ring. Nunzio emerges with brass knuckles for Hogan, but the POWER OF THE PUNCH leads to a Hulk Up, yada yada yada legdrop. Zach flips Nunzio over and, one his one leg, puts on a modified Sharpshooter (BLASPHEMY!) for the tapout at 8:00 or so. The purpose of this match was to establish Hulk Hogan's presence in the WWE, and I guess it worked there, but otherwise this was pretty bad. DUD |
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