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The opening comes to a close,
as the logo and music fade. The scene fades in as the camera
flies low over one of the island's beaches. Looking inwards,
the meeting place is in view. Switching cameras, the meeting
place is now on screen. Panning to the left, B. Wolf's back
comes into view. Listening, he appears to be chuckling evily
to himself, and he also appears to be holding something in his
paws.
As the camera circles around him,
it looks like he is making a crude drawing. Zooming in, it appears
to be a cartoonish Jack being inflated by a similarly cartoonish
B. Wolf.
"Heh heh! That's right, donkey boy! Your time is now at
han..." he rants, suddenly noticing the camera.
With a sweat drop on his face, he quickly stuffs the drawing
into his mouth, and swallows it with an audible 'gulp.' Following,
he presents a big smile.
"Heh-heh-hi there, folks, and welcome to the third episode
of Survivor: The Inflatable Adventure."
Walking to his left, the camera follows him to two unlit torches.
Stopping there, he continues.
"Last week, we said good-bye to two contestants, Sgt. Krugger
and Garth."
With that, small vignettes of the two's inflations appear on
the screen. Following this, the camera returns to B. Wolf.
"Eight contestants now remain, and tonight we bid farewell
to two more. However, don't think that those we leave are entirely
out of this game, folks. Don't worry, I'll explain later,"
he adds with a wink.
"One more week has now passed on this tropical island, only
we did things in a slightly different way this week. For the
first week, we merely left the contestants to their own devices.
This week, we decided to tort... I mean, present them with a
challenge."
"Now, the prize of this challenge was not immunity, no one
is immune from the voting. However, there was a reward, and
the competition was fierce."
Walking over to the center of the meeting place, B. Wolf walks
next to his TV monitor, remote in paw.
"Now, let's look back at the past week, and the events that
have led us here tonight," he says, clicking a button on
the remote.
Suddenly, an otter in a sweater comes on screen.
"Now, repeat after me," he says, "I am smart,
people like me, and I will crush any who get in my wa."
The scene suddenly changes back to B. Wolf, who appears to be
fuming mad.
"Who the heck keeps screwing around with the tapes?!"
he bellows, shaking the remote furiously.
Looking left to right, tapping his paw, the crew shoots him fearful
looks. With a nod, he clicks a different button, and the screen
goes dark.
The screen fades in to the cameraman
walking through the contestants' makeshift village a little while
past sunrise. On the right, the ocean reflects the multitude
of colors the sky has been painted. To the left, we see the
three rundown huts housing the male competitors. Sounds of snoring,
and the sight of the occasional foot or tail is seen. Moving
down the row, Doac's luxurious hut comes into view, along with
something peculiar.
It appears to be Juke, croucing down in his blue jeans without
a shirt, his green and blue skin partially reflecting the coming
sunlight. He appears to be peaking into Doac's hut!
"Ohmygod! She is so hot... oh, she's dressing!" he
drools.
Suddenly, young Doac walks up from the beach, wearing her bathing
suit, and toweling off her hair. Apparently, she had just completed
her morning swim.
She notices young Juke's spying, and slowly walks up behind him.
"Hey, Juke, who are you looking at?" she whispers.
"Doac, man! She is so..." he says, turning around
to face a furious Doac.
"YOU PERVERT!" the lioness screams, punching him so
hard that the alligator flies through a nearby palm tree. Following,
she storms inside.
The scene changes to a one-on-one
interview with Doac.
"This guy just doesn't get it! I mean, sure he's cute and
all... but he just needs to back off a little. Women like guys
to play it cool and just be themselves."
The scene shifts to a one-on-one with Juke.
"I got it! I just have to try a little bit harder with
her! Women love it when guys go all out for 'em!" he says
with a wink.
Once again, the screen goes dark.
When it fades in, all of the remaining survivors are shown in
a group on the beach, reading over something.
"It's a letter from B. Wolf," Joseph says, reading
it.
"What's he want?" Algar asks, finishing a set of reps
with a large branch.
"Let me see," Joseph says, reading on.
"'Attention contestants, how are you enjoying the island
so far? I hope that you all have enough to eat."
With that, sounds of stomach's growling come from nearly all.
Mitchell, who had been tapping out a mad beat on his large stomach,
even blushed at how loud his was.
"'I thought as much. So, here's what you can do to satiate
your guts. Meet me at the North Beach in an hour, and I'll give
you all a chance to score a good meal.'"
Everyone's ears perk up, and Mitchell, Cardal, and Buster all
tear up slightly, each rubbing their guts.
"Well, we'd better get going if we're gonna make the North
Beach in an hour," Alagar said, putting down his branch.
However, by this point in time, Mitchell, Cardal, and Buster
were already running as fast as they could north. Exchanging
some nervous laughter, the rest followed, with Jack remaining
noticably behind them.
"Survivors, welcome. Now, I'm
guessing that you're all pretty hungry after the past few days."
B. Wolf says.
"What was your first clue?" Jack muttered.
The black wolf, dolphin, and the tubby brown wolf all drool in
front of B. Wolf.
"Food? Where food?" they chant mindlessly.
"Back! Back I say!" B. Wolf says, cracking a whip.
As the group settles, he continues.
"Now, here in my paw, you will see a delicious steak dinner
complete with cherry pie," he says, revealing said dish
in his paw.
"In order to get this meal, you will have to run a bit of
an obstacle course. The first one back here gets the dinner.
Questions?"
Cardal raises his hand.
"Obstacles?"
"Oh, I'm so glad that you asked that!" B. Wolf says
evily.
Moving over to the edge of the beach, he points towards an interesting
set of obstacles.
"First, you must all run from the edge of the jungle down
the beach," he says, sweeping his hand as he speaks.
"Then, you must leap through one of the tires there,"
he says pointing to the net of tires.
"Following, over the hurdles. Finally, just avoid the swinging
medicine balls, and cross the finish line. Sounds simple enough?"
Looking at each other, they all nod. Even Jack nods, a slightly
devlish look in his eye.
"All right, to your places!" B. Wolf calls.
Each survivor stood at the line, hunger propeling them forward.
With a crack of B. Wolf's whip, they all leapt forward into
the race.
As they crossed the first leg, the lead was indecipherable, all
were running quite fast. Even the heavier members of the tribe
were keeping up.
As they reached the tire net, Doac and Joseph leapt through them
with the greatest of grace. Juke and Alagar reached them next,
making their way through slower. Following them was Mitchell,
who heaved himself with all his might at the tire in front of
him... only to have his fat stomach get him stuck in it! Buster,
being slightly thinner, had less trouble. Cardal slowly put
one leg, and then the other through the tire.
Reaching the hurdles, the silver fox demonstrated his superior
skills as a dancer by quickly clearing them. Doac was not far
behind, and surprisingly, neither was Jack, who seemed to come
out of nowhere.
Making their way through the swinging medicine balls, Juke stopped
to watch Doac dodge them.
"She's like poetry in mo..." he started to say, until
one of the medicine balls sent him flying into the water.
Having looked back to see that, Doac slowed, seemingly out of
concern.
Looking over, Joseph saw his chance, and he decided to take it.
Pouring on the steam, he looked like a silver blur as he raced
towards the finish line. Everything looked good for him, until
he felt something hit his leg, sending him down into the sand
in a tumble.
As he fell, all he could hear was a 'hee-haw' of laughter, and
all he could see was the donkey crossing the finish line.
Later, after all had crossed the line, all of them gathered together
(with the tire still around Mitchell's waist).
"Well done, Jack. You seem to be the winner." B. Wolf
says, less then thrilled.
"No fair, man! He tripped me!" Joseph said indignantly.
"Prove it, ballet-boy!" Jack retorted, clenching a
fist.
Starting to seathe with rage, Joseph felt a hand on his shoulder.
Looking, it was Alagar, shaking his head.
"He's not worth it, guy."
Calming down, he nodded to the alligator.
"Yeah, I thought so. So, fork over the dinner," Jack
said, sticking out his right arm.
B. Wolf dryly handed him the plate.
Jack brayed with laughter as he grabbed the steak with his hand,
and gobbled it down.
"Oh, and cherry pie for dessert!" he says, picking
up the plate.
"Y'know, why don't you have some, B. Wolf!" he said,
smashing the pie into B. Wolf's face.
As the plate slowly slid off of his snout, B. Wolf still looked
calm. He merely turned to the others, bowed, and walked off.
With that, the others glared at the donkey as he strutted off,
apparently holding a white piece of paper in his left hand.
"That guy's got some attitude," Mitchell said, feeling
something odd at his waist.
Looking down, he saw Buster trying to gnaw the tire off of him.
"Hey, Bus... ah, what the heck. I need it off anyway."
The screen goes dark once more, and
fades in to see B. Wolf next to the monitor.
"Ah, yes! Wasn't that funny, smashing cherry pie into my
face... I laughed very hard... as I shampooed for three days
to get that crap out."
Moving away from the TV, the red wold continues.
"Which brings us up to tonight's vote. Tonight, two more
contestants will leave us. Now, let's welcome the survivors!"
he says, turning to see them walking in.
As they each stand beside their lit torches, B. Wold stands in
the middle of the semi-circle they form.
"Survivors, you know why we are here." he began.
"Your votes have been totalled, and I hold the results here,"
he says, holding up one of his envelopes.
The camera pans across the faces of the contestants as B. Wolf
opens the envelope and pulls out the first name.
"Cardal, it's your name," he says, looking at the dolphin
in the baggy, untucked shirt and jeans.
Cardal looked up, not showing much surprise. Slowly, he walked
over to B. Wolf, who was fumbling with one of the hoses.
"Now, according to your profile, you selected a combination
of air and fat? I guess, to make you a sort of squishy air balloon?"
he asks.
"Kinda," Cardal says.
"Well, we'll do this in two parts then. First, we'll use
the fattening agent to plump you up some, and then finish off
with the air to balloon you up. That way, the fat will be close
to the surface, supported by the air," B. Wolf says, handing
him the hose connected to the cannister with the picture of the
cookie.
Placing it in his mouth, Cardal nods, placing his left hand on
his pudgy gut.
As the flow of chemical began, Cardal's cheeks fattened out.
Looking down, his stomach starts to engulf his hand as it expands.
Rather quickly, Cardal's stomach grows, rounding out his waistline.
His chest begins to swell, and love handles begin to form.
As the dolphin gulps down more and more of the fattening agent,
the rest of his body begins to catch up. His arms and thighs
grows outwards, in addition to forming a double chin. However,
his stomach was what was most impressive, sagging over his jeans.
After a few more seconds, the flow stopped, and B. Wolf removed
the fattening hose. Cardal looked obese, with his gray stomach
jutting outward and sagging down. He was about the size of an
average sumo wrestler.
"Now, the air," B. Wolf says, handing him a hissing
hose.
As he inserted the hose into his mouth, Cardal could feel the
air passing down his throat, and pushing his stomach outwards.
The others looked on as his sagging stomach began to lift up
off his pants, looking like a deflated balloon being blown up.
It began to just stick outwards like Sgt. Krugger's had. Slowly,
the 'new-inflation' spread throughout his fat body, firming up
the flab.
After nearly half-a-minute, B. Wolf stopped the flow and pulled
out the hose. The camera pans back to reveal Cardal's new form.
Standing there, the dolphin's gray stomach was enormous! Though,
it did not stick completely outwards, it sagged slightly from
all the fat in it. The dolphin's arms were large and round,
and his thighs nearly rub together.
Reaching a paw over, B. Wolf pokes his hand into Cardal's massive
gut. It feels like fat, soft and squishy, but it also has some
bounce to it, like an air balloon belly would.
"Well, I'd never thought of it! You're the first fat-air
balloon I've ever seen, Cardal! Congratulations!" B. Wolf
says, shaking the dolphin's swollen hand.
Suddenly, another hand is poking Cardal's belly, it is Jack.
Jack moves over to B. Wolf, bumping into him.
"Oh, sorry man! Just wanted to feel this fat thing over
here," he says, snickering at Cardal.
Picking himself up, B. Wolf tries to control his temper.
"Please sit down Jack! And Cardal, if you would wait over
there please," the wolf says.
Sitting back down, the donkey chuckles to himself.
Cardal waddles over towards the exit, squeezing his sides, feeling
the fat supported by the air in his torso.
"And now, for the final seleciton of tonight," B. Wolf
says, looking evily at Jack.
Reaching in, he reads the name aloud.
"The final contestant to be inflated tonight is B. Wolf!"
he calls out, grinning.
"What? B. Wolf? But, that's me. This must be a -mmph-"
the wolf begins, until a hissing air hose is shoved into his
mouth from behind.
While he struggles, B. Wolf's stomach begins to inflate, rounding
up to a beach ball.
From behind him comes loud brays of laughter.
"Sorry, Wolf-man! I just thought that you should get some
air time!" Jack brayed, twisting the nozzle even farther.
B. Wolf's eyes, and cheeks, bulged as the air flow increased.
Quickly, the rest of his body began to swell, making him into
a sumo-balloon.
Suddenly, B. Wolf sent his growing arm straight back into Jack,
knocking him to the ground, and allowing him to remove the hose
and stop the inflation.
Turning to him, B. Wolf sees Jack struggling to breathe, as he
is laughing so hard.
"Ha ha ha hee-haw! You look mah-velous B. Wolf! Or should
I call you Blimp Wolf!"
Calming himself, B. Wolf looks down at his swollen form. He
puts a paw on each side of his balloon belly, swinging it from
one side to another. The khaki-clothed sphere was stretchy and
bouncy. B. Wolf smiled, and then tried to bend down to pick
up the envelope he's dropped, the one that Jack had slipped his
own paper into.
However, his inflated torso wouldn't allow him to bend to far,
which caused Jack to laugh even harder. Fortunately, Buster
walked over and picked up the slip for him.
Handing it to B. Wolf, Buster went back and sat down.
"Jack, your name is on this paper, you were voted off,"
B. Wolf says, sticking his gut towards Jack in a threatening
manner.
"Alright! Alright! I give, I already got my laughs in!"
He says, stabilizing himself as he stands.
Walking over, he gives B. Wolf a few pats and squeezes on his
large stomach, and opens his mouth.
B. Wolf grins back, and shoves a new hose into Jack's mouth.
Still smiling, the odd green donkey began to expand. Like those
who were inflated before him, his cheeks were the first to grow,
and then his stomach began to fill out.
His red 'You Don't Know Jack' shirt became stretched against
the growing furry balloon. As Jack continued to laugh, he shook
his inflating girth as it continued to balloon.
With that, B. Wolf turned the dial a little farther then normal.
With the increased air flow, Jack's body increased its inflation,
and Jack stopped his laughing.
As his arms started to fill, they were pushed upwards by his
rounding torso. His stomach increased its growth, and the rest
of his body followed. In a short period of time, Jack was already
as large as B. Wolf, and was continuing to expand. B. Wolf merely
smiled as Jack shot him dirty looks.
After a little more time, B. Wolf turned off the air flow, and
removed the hose from the donkey's mouth. Panning back, the
camera took in Jack's large body.
His cheeks were like basketballs, and his neck had been consumed
by his inflated torso. His arms stuck straight out, though he
could still bend them somewhat. His red shirt was stretched
tight against the globe of his stomach, with a waistline that
was almost perfectly round. His thighs had been pushed apart
as his stomach began to consume them, along with his fat arms.
Looking at him, it was clear that he was slightly larger then
the Sarge had been. His hoofs stuck out of the bottom of his
large legs, and his fat face stuck out, snickering at B. Wolf.
"Sorry, Jack. Just thought that you might enjoy a little
extra air time," B. Wolf says, giving Jack a few light punches
into his balloon belly.
"Ha ha, very funny wolf," he says, bumping his stomach
into B. Wolf's and turning to walk away.
Starting to laugh to himself, Jack suddenly tripped and landed
on his bouncy stomach, rolling over it onto his back.
Looking up, Joseph stood above him.
"Oh, sorry about that," the silver fox said, patting
his fat cheeks.
B. Wolf, now himself chuckling, turned to Cardal.
"Cardal, you are a janitor, would you mind sweeping him
away?"
"No problem, sir" Cardal said with a laugh, waddling
over to the struggling beached-whale of a donkey.
"Hey! Cut it out tuna boy! I mean it! " Jack called
as Cardal placed his thick hands onto the donkey's ballooned
body, and proceeded to roll him towards the exit.
B. Wolf watched for a little, and then turned back to the remaining
contestants.
"Contestants," he says, digging his knuckles into the
sides of his stomach," six of you are left. In one week,
we will have our final four. And hopefully by then I will be
deflated. So, good luck, and be on the lookout for some surprises."
With that, the remaining six filed out, with most expressing
joy over Jack being kicked out.
B. Wolf gave his torso a few pats, and turned to watch Cardal
continue to roll the angry donkey out of the meeting place.
Seeing this, he began to laugh, shaking his belly as he does
so.
With that, the scene changes to encompass the whole island, as
the sun melts into the ocean. As the logo appears on the screen
again, the weird singers start up, and the credits begin to roll. |