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As the opening credits come to an end, the camera moves through
some thick As we look, we see B. Wolf and a production assistant. "You call this an espresso? What
did you use? Motor oil?" he bellows at the young The cameraman sends a "psst"
to B. Wolf, who suddenly realizes that he's on "Eh-heh, welcome all back to our
secluded island in the South Pacific. It's now been Coming back to the meeting place where
the contestants had been introduced, he "They've been working together for
a week, struggling to overcome the forces of "Welcome back to Romance Movie Afternoon! Today's selection is..." "Eh! Wrong button!" B. Wolf says, with the cameraman snickering. With the press of another button, the
scene changes to a beautiful beach on the There are four makeshift tents. Three
of them house three of the male contestants The fourth houses the young Doac. It
appears to be quite well constructed, complete As the scene changes, we see Sgt. Ragnarok
wading through the water, with Alagar, "He's never gonna catch any fish, the lunkhead," Jack says with a snicker. Hearing that Ragnarok growls, lowering
his head into the water and rearing it back up Alagar and Mitchell applaud, while Jack rolls his eyes. Walking back to the beach, the Sarge
removes the fish from his horns. Alagar and "Wow, thanks Sarge, you're the best
at fishing. We'll store those away for the group," Looking down at them, Sgt. Ragnarok shoots a look of contempt. "Get yer own fish, maggots!" he barks, in true drill-sargeant fashion. As he walks, he jams his finger into Mitchell's large, black stomach. "You could stand to skip a meal anyway fatboy!" With stunned looks on the two's faces,
the Sarge stomps away. Jack merely falls to The scene changes, suddenly it is a one-on-one
with Alagar. The alligator looks "I just don't think that the Sarge likes us very much." The scene shifts to an interview with Sgt. Ragnarok. "I don't like them very much," he says dryly. Returning to the beach, we join 'Quicksilver',
Cardal, and Garth, apparently gathering "Are you going to help us or are
you just going to sit there all day?" Joseph asks, Looking up from behind his black shades, Garth laughs. "What's the matter, dancer boy can't
do it? Fine then, I'll help the little..." Garth Turning back to the tree, Joseph strikes
a peculiar pose. With a slight "HEEYA!" he "Oh! Sorry there, Cardal!" Jospeh says with a slight bow. Rubbing his head, the dolphin signals that he is fine. Walking over to pick up the coconuts,
Joseph shoots a sly look back at Garth, who "Dancing strengthens the legs, boy-ee"
he says, walking away with the large Once more, the scene changes. We see
the young Doac stalking through the jungle. Turning over a branch, her quarry comes
into view. Raising the spear quietly, Doac Suddenly, Juke leaps out from behind
her, brandishing a large club. Swinging like "What did you do?!" Doac bellows at him. "I tried to get him for you, Doac
my sweet!" he says, leaning towards her with his It was a shame that his eyes were closed,
or else he would have seen Doac's fist fly Landing in a lagoon, the alligator's mouth is above water. "I think she likes me..." he
utters, with the young boar from earlier chuckling to his The final scene is that of the survivors
gathering back together with their spoils. All of a sudden, the screen turns to
static, and then the camera pans away, revealing "What are you wearing? Ooohhh, that
sounds so..." he says, turning to notice the "Well! Wasn't that exciting? One
week, conflict and survival. Which brings us up to In a single file line, the contestants
enter the meeting place, each carrying a lit torch. Sitting, B. Wolf moves in front of the group. "Survivors, it's been a hard week for all," he begins. "Except you, mister I have three personal assistants," Jack mutters. Shooting the donkey a look, B. Wolf continues. "But now, we have tallied your votes,
and are now ready to reveal the results, and to The camera pans close to each of the
contestant's faces, and unfortunately bumps B. Wolf blinks, a sweatdrop on the back of his head. "Well! Let's just get to it!" B. Wolf says, holding up an envelope. "In here is the answer," he says, opening the envelope to reveal two pieces of paper. The contestants now begin to sweat. Each wonders who will be the first two to go. Reading the papers, B. Wolf prepares to speak. "Sgt. Ragnarok, atten-SHUN!" he barks. Sgt. Ragnarok's jaw drops, and the dragon
slams his mighty fist into the ground, Jack stifles his laughter upon seeing
what became of the stone. Slowly, yet proudly, "Sorry, Sarge, but, you've been voted off." Two PA's wheel out a cart, covered in
a cloth. B. Wolf throws back the tarp, revealing "Well, Sgt. you must now leave the
island..." B. Wolf says, fishing out one of the air "But first! Present mouth!" he barks. Nervously, Ragnarok opens his mouth,
and places the hissing hose into his mouth. Ragnarok's eyes widen as his cheeks puff
out from the air. He feels the air filling his He reaches his right arm over, poking his inflating gut, as it stretches out his clothes.
At this point, the camera shifts back over to B. Wolf. "Don't worry, all of our contestants
clothes have been specially treated with a unique As the camera turns back to the growing
Sarge, his torso has picked up speed in its The Sarge wobbles a bit as the air begins
to fill his legs. His thighs push apart, as His arms are the next to grow, rounding
out slightly. As the air makes its way down After a few more seconds, the air flow
stops. B. Wolf removes the hose, and the His midsection is close to being perfectly
round, though the division between the The Sarge rubs his new stomach, marvelling at the small squeaks it emits. B. Wolf walks over, pushing his paw into
the Sgt.'s balloon belly. Giving it a light "Not bad Sargeant. This is your reward," he says with a salute. Bending a swollen arm up, Ragnarok manages
to salute in return, despite his Half walking/half waddling, the Sargeant moves over towards the exit. "Ha! The old coot's gone!" Jack calls out. "Good, fool was gettin on my nerves." Garth says, trying to sound tough. "Oh not so fast, boys. There were
two sheets of paper in here. Two names. Guess Jack grimaces. "No, not you Jack," he says, muttering 'though I wish it was' under his breath. "Sorry Garth, but you're outta here too." With a slight laugh from Joseph, Garth skulks over to B. Wolf. "I don't wanna be some air balloon,
Wolf!" he says, pointing a finger towards B. Wolf, "Oh, don't worry, we know what you
want," he says, holding up a hose connected to Quizically, Garth sticks the hose in
his mouth. As B. Wolf twists the nozzle, Garth "What is that stuff?" Juke asked. "A fattening agent we've developed... cookie dough flavored I think." Garth's hands rub his stomach as it fattens
outwards. Like the Sargeant before, his As his brown stomach balloons out, it
begins to sag over his waistband. As a double As the fattening spreads to other parts
of his body, each of his pecs begin to sag His thighs, likewise, swell with fat.
His black slacks strech to contain the ballooning As his chest grows, his large gold chain begins to sink into it. A few seconds later, the flow stops.
B. Wolf removes the hose, and the camera pans Garth's stomach has ballooned over his
waistband, and his torso had begun to "Now I can go join Da Fat Bears!
All I needed was to gain some weight!" he says, "Well, I'd say you constitute a
group by yourself now, Garth. Congratulations!" B. Patting his soft, squishy gut, B. Wolf motioned for Garth to join the Sarge. Waddling slowly, his body squished with
each step. His body looked like a flowing "Well contestants, there you have
it. The first two of you are now gone. Eight Cardal raises his hand. "Yes Cardal?" "I thought you said that the first
to be inflated wouldn't be blown up that big... but, "Well, I hope that gives you an
idea of what the final reward size will be like," he "Contestants, I wish you all luck.
We shall reconvene in one week. Good luck," B. One by one, each filed out, with Jack bringing up the rear. As Jack passes him, B. Wolf mutters, "you'll need it, donkey boy!" The camera turns back to Ragnarok and
Garth, as they approach the exit. Ragnarok The view now shifts back to a view of
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