"Heh ... with this lemonade i'm a sure win at the anual "MAD PROF. USING SWEETEND SODA POP COMPETITION".These were the words of Professor.Hugimallagumpalootajit the 2nd. "With my new found "Never lose fizz" lemonade, I will be awarded the trophey for sure .... now lets give it a test run.....". He glanced at his "Well Amazing Time Clock Helper(watch for short,) ... "Goodness ... bless my boiled dumplins and yank my doppleganger ... I'm LATE! ...". He glanced at his documents and read the top ... "UNTESTED"
"Hmmmmm...(glances at his W.A.T.C.H) No time for testing the damned stuff ... i'm 15 minutes overdue ... well ... all of the times i've tried my Soda related experiments they HAVE worked fine ....
"HA".
He glanced over his shoulder to see his well stunnin' good lookin' female assistent Miss Goodtime (so called because shes the GOODTIME thats been had by all).
"What may i ask is soooo funny Goodtime?"
"I'm laughing at you .. you've never conducted an experiment without it going wrong ...
remember my predessesor?"
"A simple accident I assure you ... It could have happened to any one.."
"Yeah i suppose ... I see a lot of people dying after a bottle cork has gone in where it's ment to come out and come out where it's ment to go in!"
"Errr....accident. Plain and simple".
"And what about your Brother ... "
"Ah, yes but that was his own fault".
"His own fault?"
"Yes ... Err....i'm going okay?"
"Not to mention your cat.........
"Good bye!"
With that he set off to the MPUSSP competition.

"Aha ..." thought Goodtime."I'd better ring Meril and tell her the gossip".

(15 min. latter, prof. Hugimallagumpalootajit returned)

"It's not my fault she exploded ... she voluenteered to be the judge..."
He was just about to enter his lab when he overheard the conversation of Goodtime and Meril on the Practical Hearing Of Nattering Equipment (phone for short). He stopped dead in his tracks and listened.

"Oooh Goodtime ... that was soo naughty."
"I know Meril, but i could'nt help it ... the poor fool ... i wonder wether or not he'll realise it was me who added the "Incredibly strong gas not to be used" into his mixture?"
"Lets hope not for your sake an...."
With a furyated roar prof. Hugimallagumpalootajit booted down the door and launched into the lab.
"GOODTIME ... C'MERE!!!"
Goodtime slamed the phone down and ran for the door ...it refused to open.
"OH MY GOD ... HE MUST HAVE PUT THE INVISIBLE DOOR GUARD ON!"
"NO BITCH ... I SIMPLEY LOCKED IT WITH MY HANDY DANDY KEY....MADE BY THE LOCAL KEY COMPANY ... THE ONLY GADGET WORTHEY OF MY STANDARDS AND....."
With a bang, Goodtime broke down the door...
"SHIT...oh well ...LET'S TAKE A DETOUR!"
Bounding down the corridor, Miss Goodtime has a break to catch her breath.
"HA....I-I BEAT Y-YOU ...HAHA ..I BEAT..."
WHAM!!!
With a thundering shot, the professor jamed the bottle of lemonade down the young assistants throat...
"URMPHHHH"
The prof. grined as the whole bottle of lemonade was forced down her throat...
"HAHAHA!"
The prof. backed up to watch the results....
Goodtime moaned and then went quiet ... a large fizzz was all that was heard.
"NO.She blurted out "NO!"
She grabbed her throat and her eyes widened.
Her belly was growing ...and fast....her tits and arse was slowley ballooning out into monsterous proportions....her arms coiled back as they began to widen out....
The prof. hug-ed the ballooning body ... "AHH"
She was now as big as a large sumo wrestler ... except well gorgeous.
Her clothes were all ripped off of her now blimped out bod.....she was turning into a ball ... her fingers was as large as the prof. head....
"Love to stop but ... lets just say it's time for me to go!"
He ran out ...
The next day Meril came round ....
"Oh prof.....I just love your repainted lab ... in blood red!!!!....my fave color .... "
"Err....yeah ... say ... Goodtime won't be around for a while ... wanna have a drink?
"Go on then ... What is there?
LEMONADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!