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Judy:
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Punch, how're we going to interview a dead person?
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Punch:
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I'll show you, Yudi.
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:::woman in fancy gypsy garb slides out onto the set with a table and crystal ball before her, mild applause and a loud yawn are heard off set:::
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Punch:
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Madame Clarvoya, how ya doin'?
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Madame Clarvoya:
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:::sits silently with a permanent frown on her wrinkled chubby face:::
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Punch:
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:::coughs nervously:::
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Madame Clarvoya:
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:::speaking with a thick Romanian accent and in a monotone voice::: I thought you wanted me to do a seance.
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Judy & Punch:
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:::both nod their heads vigorously:::
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Madame Clarvoya:
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:::yells with a squeaking voice::: Then shut up!!! :::clears her throat and speaks ominously::: Oh spirits, I beseech thee, show me the one known as Julia... :::pauses and returns to her normal tone::: What's her last name?
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Punch:
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Um, she doesn't have one. Or at least no one knows it.
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Madame Clarvoya:
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How do you expect to me to--
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Judy:
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:::muses aloud::: I thought only Madonna and Cher could get away with that one...How'd she do it? I mean she was only in two epsiodes--phyisically that is...:::jumps as she hears Madame Clarvoya's yell:::
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Judy:
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Will you be quiet, please!?!
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Punch:
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:::meekly::: sorry.
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Madame Clarvoya:
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:::sighs::: Thank you. As I was saying, if I don't know her name then I can't find the right Julia, I'm sorry. :::stands up and walks off the set:::
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Punch:
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Well, I guess it's on to the next interview then.
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Judy:
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:::shrugs::: Guess so.
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