Welcome to the Underground Anti-Relena Revolution.
This is where the people of the world come to state why they despise Vice Foreign Minister Dorlian/Queen Relena/Relena Peacecraft, or whoever she is at this moment.
Currently taking statements on why Relena should be abolished from her current position as V.F.M. of the World Unified Nation.
I am also taking ideas on how to :::ehm::: get rid of this pest.� Feel free to send ideas for this to me. :)-� The more the better.� I wanna know I'm not the only one out there that doesn't like her expcept for my friend, but she's in love with Heero, so therefore she's a tad biased.
My personal reasons for not liking Relena are quite simple actually.� First, she's a hypocrit.� She states that she's a pacifist, yet she picks up a gun and tries to shoot Lady Une.� She also tells Heero to kill Zechs, when those two are fighting each other in Antartica.� Correct me if I'm wrong, though, doesn't stating you're a pacifist mean that you don't believe in violence?� Isn't trying to shoot some one violent, or telling someone to kill another human violent?� I'm not a big fan of hypocrits to begin with, I've had bad run-ins with them in the past.
Second, she's a mentally unhenged stalker.� She follows Heero around everywhere, and this is after he told her that he was going to kill her.� [Omae wo korasu--why didn't you Heero!?!]� If she was in her right mind, which obviously she's not with all the name changing she goes through, she would stay as far away from him as she possibly could.� She first displays her insanity when she introduces herself to thin air.� Heero's gone girl, he's not there anymore!� Who are you talking to?� I'd understand if it was a pitiful, "I'm Relena Dorlian," but it wasn't.� It was actually really sleezy the way she said it.� I felt dirty after hearing her say her name.� Then after the whole St. Gabrial's School incident--the first place he tells her that he'll kill her--she follows him to his next school.� She greets him with a cheerful, "Heero, I wanted to see you."� :::Honor shudders:::� Of course I love what Duo says, "She's not typical, wanting to see the guy trying to kill her."� Remeber Heero, Duo's a street kid and can pick up on personalities better than you can!� Then she goes through her personality switches, going back and forth between being a pacifist, peace activist, and a cold-blooded murderer.� Not that she ever actually killed someone.� She shot at Lady Une who was standing no more than four feet in front of her and missed.� Boy that's bad aiming!� Then throughout the show she chases after Heero, although he's still trying to kill her--I believe that he can't because of the little girl who was killed in his mission on L 1--.� She even goes so far as to yell out from a cliff that she wants Heero to come and kill her.� Now is that sane, I ask you?� I think not.� Then she supposedly has an epiphany at the end of Endless Waltz, but do we really believe that she's changed?� I don't.� And thus ends my ranting over why I don't like Relena no baka. (Relena the Idiot)
Torture Relena until your heart's content.
www.heerosferret.com
NOTE: This is not my site, but a hilarious one to visit if you despise Relena.