| I know if any of you out there are like me at all then you know that some Human fuctions are similar to foods, snack or serious. Well I know it has boggled the minds of scientist for ages, How does Peanut Butter Relate to any human fuction... Well some Friends and I have composed the following list, and will add to it as we think of them of how Peanute Butter is like...thats right.. SEX. Please Enjoy, and If you know any ways PB is Sex, then feel free to email them to me at my email address below. E-MAIL!! 1.People who are too choosey may have sex in a Jiffy, and choosey moms choose Jif 2. Sex is sticky and it smells funny, as is the PB 3. Some people Skip the foreplay and go straight to the Tube just like Skippy skips the jar and goes Straight to the tube now. 4.Sometimes, Peter Pan is there. 5.Everyone likes it. 6.Even if its just a little, its still Peanut Butter. Even its if just a little, its still sex. However in both cases just a little might not be good enough. 7. Both sex and PB are good in all types of weather. 8.Both end with sheer delight and the yurning for more. 9.parts of both sex and PB comes from nuts. 10. Eating PB and having sex are great but doing them in public may seem like suspicious behavior. 11. both sex and Skippy peanut butter can use the same slogan, "Spread the Fun!!" |
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| The Truth About Peanut Butter |
| I mean look at that picture above. Need I say more? "Spread the Fun!" We all know what that's about and "Creamy" Who do they think they are trying to fool? |