Starring: The disclaimer as self.
Disclaimer: Don't own it. Never will, Stop calling me, IRS.
Also starring: The story as the entertainment.
Duo VS. Broccoli.
It was a peaceful day (Yeah, right) at the G-boys safe
house
A.K.A. The Winner Mansion. Heero was hacking into some files in the
living
room for no one in particular. He just found it as his way of "fun."
Well,
Trowa had recently bought a guitar and was practicing in his room.
Quatre was
sipping his tea, also in the living room enjoying the surroundings
(Yeah,
lets see: *tick tick tick* AWWWW crap! I hit the wrong button!) Wufei
was
meditating in his room, ('nuff said) but Duo, on the other hand, was
looking
for something to eat. Everyone thinks 'tis a peaceful day, but that was
before (and after) they entered, (dun dun duuuuuuun) The Broccoli Zone.
*Twilight zone music plays and then a very disturbing Barney song
plays*
Kou: WHAT WAS THAT!?
Trowa:*From his room apparently operating the sound effects* They don't
label
these tapes.
Kou: *Sighs* On with the story.
Duo is happily digging through the fridge.
Duo: *takes out multiple things and throws them over his shoulder*
Nasty,
disgusting, yucky, gross, too healthy, this will help me lose my figure
when
I'm ready to lose it.
Duo then takes out the broccoli, not knowing what to expect.
Duo :EWWWW!! Nasty!
Duo then throws the broccoli to the ground and the broccoli magically
comes
to life.
Broccoli :I am not that yucky. . . OK, maybe I am.
Duo You can talk?
Broccoli :Yes I can, Duo
Duo : And you know my name?
Broccoli :Yes genius, I know your name. Now EAT ME!!!!!
Duo, now extremely freaked out at this point, runs in the living room
and
somehow manages to hide under the couch, full of fear.
Duo :The broccoli is alive!
Quatre looks at Duo with a questioning look.
Quatre :Say what?
Heero: *not looking up* Duo, broccoli doesn't come alive. . . .
Anymore.
Duo :But, I swear, its alive!
Heero and Quatre exchange glances, then look at Duo.
Heero : I sedated him last time.
Quatre: Let's see what he has to say first.
Heero: Duo, What exactly did the broccoli tell you?
Duo: *in a harsh whisper* "Eat me"!
Trowa walks down the stairs, coming to investigate.
Trowa :I heard someone scream, what happened.
Duo :Broccoli . . . alive. . .wants . . . me. . .eat . . . it.
Trowa :Yeah, and I'm Wufei.
Heero :*sarcasticly* Wufei, Whatever did you do to your hair?
Trowa: In . . just. . ice.
Wufei:*from his room* My line!
The Broccoli then bounds into the room.
Broccoli: I am broccoli, hear me roar *meows*
Trowa, Heero, and Quatre all exchange weird glances.
Duo :Help me!
Heero steps toward the broccoli and inspects it. He then proceeds to
poke it,
only to get his finger bitten by the so-called broccoli
Heero: Damn broccoli!
Heero whips out his gun and starts a continues fire of gun shots,(yeah,
5
seconds) missing every shot. Duo then grabs the gun from Heero's hands.
Duo: Damn it Heero, Your such a lousy shot! Let me show ya!
Duo points the gun at the broccoli and fires. The bullet goes through
the
broccoli, killing the demented thing from hell instantly.
Duo: THAT's how you kill broccoli.
So, the rest of the day was normal, ( as far as normal can go in that
household) until Quatre entered, The Pink Zone
*Twilight zone music
plays and
thunder crashes*
Kou(*Looks up* There is a God!!
Trowa: *Sarcastically*Funny, Kou. REALLY funny.
End