| 144 Way to kill Relena Peacecraft 1] Do what she says, Kill her with the gun. Gun to forehead and pull the fucking trigger! 2] Take her for a long walk of a short cliff. 3] Assassination. 4] Bomb her horribly Pink Bedroom! 5] Skin her alive. 6] Get Duo to talk her to death. 7] Put her in a small box with out air holes and suffocate her. 8] Tie her to a chair and make her watch Duo and Heero make out over and over again until she dies from shock! 9] Dull spoon and dig her heart out with it. 10] Get Dorothy to stalk her until she freaks out. 11] Pull her hair out one strand at a time 12] Hang her by rope. 13] Cut her up into small ickle pieces. 14] Tell the world she�s a witch and watch her be burned to death! 15] Bitch fight with Duo over Heero. 16] Blast her far, far, far into space. 17] Strap her to the back on Space Mountain and leave her there. 18] Sword through her heart. 19] Or stake, maybe she�s a vampire. 20] Rotten eggs. 21] Giant spiders attack. 22] Her home planet has come to take her home and we throw a party! 23] Show her what Omae o Korosu means (I was out of it. It�s so bad!) 24] Bitch card Return! (Card captors) 25] Pikachu thunderbolt attack! (Pokemon) 26] Shock her to death, Heero: Relena maybe me and you should go on a date sometime? (But that will never happen) 27] Drug her. 28] Send her to meet her maker with her from Deathscythe and Shinigami. 29] Wing Zero accidentally stands on her. 30] Dorothy runs her over in her big yellow car. 31] Cowboy scene. Heero and Zechs, gunfight to end all gun fights! Relena being Relena gets in the way! 32] Relenamon wrap digivolie to Megabitchrelenamon. Augomon wrap digivolie to Wargreymon! Wargreymon wins of cause! (Spelt wrong sorry!) 33] Arrow in her heart. 34] Burning acid. 35] Boiling acid. 36] Fire. 37] Straps her to firework and let Heero lit it. 38] Bazooka in face. 39] When on a mission destroying on oz base. Heero presses the wrong detonation and turns to see the Sanq Kingdom go up in flames� oops. 40] Bungee jumping with out the rope. 41] Feed to Trowa�s lions. 42] Wufei and his justice rants about weak onnas to Relena. 43] Open a shuttle bay door while she�s in the shuttle bay with no one else and watch her head explodes. 44] Knife her to death. 45] Mummified her alive. 46] Road kill, driver looks a lot like Heero. 47] Gas her. 48] Rat poison in food. 49] Take her swimming and hold her head under for a bit too long. 50] Do the traditional thing, lay her on a train track, tie her there with ropes and watch as a train comes along and squash her. 51] Crash her private jet. 52] Cut her throat and wrists. 53] Stick her in Tall Geese or Wing Zero and let the Zero System have a go at her. 54] Dress her up as her brother Zechs and let Trieze play with her. 55] Grot her. 56] Fill her up with helium until she pops� or feed her food until she pops. 57] One for all and all for one! Yaoi fans attack the bitch that stands in the way of 1x2x1 fan fics! 58] Guillotine. 59] Cover her in liquid nitrogen and leave her on the floor. 60] Cyanide. 61) Tell her Heero is guy and she�ll go have a sex change, only in the operation the surgeon is knocked out and Duo and Heero take over! ^_^ 62] Throw her onto the streets and let her live as a street rat. 63] Let her meet my brother they�ll get on like house on fire and plus I can kill two birds with one stone. 64] Dress her in red and throw her into a bull pen and get it all on film. 65] Tell her Heero is having a battle on point 999999999, 999999999 in space and watch her race there while we get the mobile dolls and program them to shot down her space ship. And throw away any device that can stop them. 66] Feed her to the lions. 67] James Bond style, jump into a tank, blow up a train but the train doesn�t explode and she doesn�t manage to get out of the tank in time and is blown up as the two collide. 68] Put her on a steel table and cut her to pieces with a red hot laser! 69] Get a large microwave and put her in it cooking her alive (This is a really, really sick way but we�re doing microwaves at the moment in physics.) 70] Get the five gundam pilots to do a rather erotic strip tease in front of the world and colonies and watch her die from the large nose bleed she gets from seeing Heero and Duo grinding up against each other. 71] What they used to do in the olden days, hung, drawn and quarter her! That�s hang her until she is almost dead, the drag her along on her back through mud and hard rocks, and than cut her in to four bits and place them round the world! And if she still alive just cut her heart and brains out (If she has any which I seriously doubt). 72] Lower her into boiling acid very, very slowly starting with her big toe. 73] Break every bone in her body, that�s gotta hurt. 74] Pull up the floorboards of a very old house, throw her in to the gap under them and then put them back down and leave her there. (We did this to one of my cats by accident but got her out as soon as we realised, Don�t worry she perfectly healthy.) 75] Leeches! All over her body and watch them suck her blood out until she dies. 76] Tell her that HER Heero loves Duo and maybe she�ll kill herself. 77] Get Catharine to use her as target practice for her knife throwing act and by accident Catherine aims wrong and gets a knife right through Relena�s heart. 78] Start a war and make it look like she�s the reason why it started which goes against her pacifism ideas and with luck she�ll kill herself. 79] Put poison in her tea like in the movie only make sure it�s so much that she doesn�t wake ever again! 80] Whip her to death. 81] Take her to the north pole and tell her Heero will be there in a few days to tell her that he loves her. She�ll fall for it and die of the cold while she waits for something that is SO never going happen. 82] Throw her into the path of an on-coming eighteen wheeler (wait is that Heero?) 83] Tie her to a chair and make her watch Telletubbies 24 (or more) hours straight.... (Now THAT'S scary, even for me...) 84] .....Next to the Duo with banshee-like screams.(Yep he's there too...no! wait! Duo I was only joking! Put down the scythe...!) 85] stick her in one of those medieval prison contraptions thingies (the one with the hole for your head and two holes next to that for your hands) and let the village peasants pelt her with rotten vegetables! 86] Put her on a stretching table and see if she's as flexible as Trowa. 87] throw her into a volcano as a sacrificial gift to the gods! 88] Cannibals...need I say more? 89] Any medieval torture devise should be fun enough... 90] Hang her upside down just barely out of the reach out a pack of starving wolves. 91] Forget to tell her there are piranhas in the river when she crosses it. 92] "Accidentally" trip her on the stairs (while on the 100th story) and watch as she tumbles down and down and down and down... wow that's a long way to fall...and she still has such a long way to go! 93] Let kids hit her with a stick (Look! It's a Relena pi�ata!) 94] Switch her brain with a rats and then place the (Relena) rat in a box with a cat...I already know who's gonna win that one! 95a] No! I'm not COMPLETEY crazy! It's 12:35 here... INOSOMNIA TRIP!!!!!... Oh, wait...that's not even a reason... OK after this I'll stop...maybe. I' think I've scared you enough ^__^ 95b] Get her incredibly high (the kind of high from smoking weed) and let her jump off the roof of a skyscraper as she tries to fly... Relena: I'm a pretty birdie...WHEEE!! *Jump* (she falls) SMACK!!! Jeina: Oh look! It's a Relena pancake! 96] Frickasee her with a flamethrower! 97] Heero walks up behind her while she's on her balcony wishing he's there, and *accidentally* pushes her shoulder a little to hard to get her attention. Oops, he didn't catch her before she fell over the railing. That�s just too bad... Thank you anonymous! Wish you had left a proper name though so I can thank you properly! 98] Put her in a chemistry lab, turn on the gas jets for a while, light a match, throw it in, run, and watch her explode! 99] Put her in a MS and let her see that the world would be a much better place without her in it, and with any luck she�ll kill herself! 100) Hang her with rusted razor wire and let her choke/bleed to death, double her pain, double OUR fun! 101) You could cut her up into TINY pieces and throw those pieces into a blender! 102) Cover her in dog food and feed her to Wolves or rats. 103) Cover her in blood and fed her to little sharks (little ones cus it's painful and it'll take longer for her to die HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!) 104) Vacuum Pack her then launch her into space 105) Leaving her on Libra while it's burning in the atmosphere. 106) Let Dorothy's eyebrows eat her (those things freak me out!) 107) You could have Heero kiss her and see if she dies from shock... (Small problem with this idea, Heero would kill himself before kissing Relena!) 108) Push her through a rotating metal fan 109) Tell her that Heero has finally managed to kill himself, she kill herself so that she can be with Heero in the afterlife. It�s a pity that Heero has never and will never be able to kill himself but I�m sure he can act dead! 110) Get a vampire to bite her and drain her of all her blood. 111) Pin prick her all over and leave her in a desert to dry out. 112) Lock Relena in a room with subzero 113) Lock her in a bathroom and make her listen to Duo and Heero singing in the shower. 114) Make her walk over a creaky rope bridge by telling her Heero's at the other end ready to confess his undying love and get deathscythe to either a) blast the bridge to bits or b) Chop it so half falls away and she falls down, down into a river of crocodiles! 115) Get heero to tell Relena he's marrying his laptop 116) Or duo 117) Put her in the shredder machine 118) Make her play the SIMs with Duo and Heero as lovers 119) Let the rabid chipmunks eat her alive 120) Matches. 121) Tell her that the plastic surgery she got on her boobs were poisonous she'd die from the shock 122) Pour acid on her, she'd melt 123) Gift bomb! 124) The Easter bunny on a high 125) A ZERO Quatre 126) You know in the manga when Relena was in her princess dress in the middle of the battle? Have one of the soldier or Heero "accidentally" shot her. 127) Put a mirror in her room and make her look at it. Let her die of shock of how ugly she is. 128) Put her in a secure room and make her read 1x2 fanfictions until she dies. 129) You know when Dekimen (Endless Waltz) was about to shot Relena? Make him shot her right before he gets shot. 130) Also from the movie, remember when Relena tried to send the message to the people on earth but was cut off by the soldiers pointing guns at her? Bribe them some cash to shot her. You know what happens next. 131) There was one part where Relena was protecting Duo from shooting Heero again. While she's protecting him have Duo shot her multiple times. 132) Feed her to gold fish in little pieces. 133) Donate her body to science for dissections when she's still living. 134) Drain all her blood slowly by putting a tap sorta thing in her heart 135) Cut out each organ starting with the least important first-make her feel pain. 136) Skewer her on a long spike 137) Puncture her lungs and let her drown in her own bodily juices. 138) Cover her skin all in gold paint leading to skin suffocation. 139) HAVE HER LOOK IN A MIRROR! n.n, 140) make Quatre watch his father die on video then push Relena into the room with him... 141) MAKE HER DRINK PEE!! 142) MAKE HER WATCH SAILOR MOON!! (Sorry SM fans...) 143) Brain wash Relena fans into HATING her and LOVING 1x2x1 and THEN SICK THEM ON HER!! 144) Feed her to fluffy from Harry Potter � yes I do like Harry Potter! Send suggestions to, [email protected] |