Expected a black-skinned corpse, dressed in unrotted burial regalia, you are horrified to find, resting between your fallen legs, a very real version of the representation on the lid.
It is about six feet long, black, and roughly cylindrical. Its surface is not smooth, but pitted and lined and pockmarked like skin. Every so often is a large pit, like an open pore or wound. It looks organic, and from the slight movement of the skin is apparently still alive.
Your bare legs lie only inches from its surface.
What will you do?
Zing - draw your guns and start firing
Zing - get the hell away from it