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Khush to bahot
hoge tum,
Khush to bahot hoge tum,Ki forward karne ke liye SMS mil gaya,Magar aab
kya karoge...?Jab msg me kuch bhi nahi mila...?Ha ha ha ha
Dosti Kro College wali se
Dosti kro college wali se, Ishq larao office wali se, Flirt kro pros wali
se, Pyar kro dilwali se, ankh larao sali se, aur maar khao ger wali se.
Jo Juldi mile woh hai gum
Jo juldi mile woh hai gum, jo dair se mile woh hai paisa,jo kisi kisi
ko mile woh hai pyar, jo kismat se mile woh hain AAP.
Life is like math
Life is like math. Friends ko plus kro , dushman ko minus kro, khushion
ko multiply kro, Gham ko divide kro, aur hamesha muskrao.
Aap aik brilliant, beautiful, genius
Aap aik brilliant, beautiful, genius, smart, nice, gud looking, intelligent,
respectful, kind, ideal larkay/larki ka sms par rahe ho.
5 great people:
5 great people: 1.Quaid, woh to ab rahe nahi 2.Wasim Akram, woh kisi kaam
ka nahi, 3.Aishwarya Rai, apni pohanch say bahir. Baqi rahe aap aur hum
So keep in Touch
Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also
die.
Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- Why do you want 2 die?
hosband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:!
Meri to behan hai"!
Sardar going with his sister, Some shouts "Oye, ,mashoka le ker kahan
nikle" Sardar gets furious & slap him & says" Oye. mashoka
hogi tero. Meri to behan hai"!
Murga SARDAR tha!!!
A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi
di taang kithe hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil? Waiter:Dil murgi
le gayee. Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!!!
Message pe message bhejte ho,
Message pe message bhejte ho, bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho, bhejte
ho toh bhi kya bhejte ho, khud ka bheja to chalta nahi dosron ka bheja
hua bhejte ho!!
sadak hi sidhi nikli.
Suchta tha har mor per aap ka intezar karenge.. per, per, per, per, per,
per, per, per, per, kambhakat sadak hi sidhi nikli.
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