| Larry's Life Comments |
| Signs that say "For the best Southern cooking--go north" are totally fucking retarded. People in camoflauge--you can't see'em. More than a handful of tit is not a waste. White men with shaved heads are not very fond of Africans. Hurt ankles suck when you're at a skatepark with your friends. Just like the 70's, the mullet will come back. It is true that fat chicks need love too, but only from guys that can't get any otherwise. No matter what you hear, Home Depot will never be better than Lowe's. During a lunar eclipse, when the sun is at the brightest, you can see how truly hairy my balls really are. Male homosexuals are not very concerned about virgin pussy. Just like the great man, Dirt, says "You gotta keep on keepin' on." Signs that say "Stop--Unless light is green" piss me off. Ex-girlfriends are like skate shoes. They grow on you and feel nice but then they get so old and ragged that you want to throw them away and get a new one--or many new ones. I was at a bar and saw a really hot slut. I thought "man I would like to fuck her"......so I did. Most lesbian ladies like to eat pussy. |
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| I saw a shooting star the other night and made a wish. I don't know if it has came true yet because I haven't seen on the news where a certain female has grew a dick and a beard. I sure am glad mad cow disease does not affect the beer industry. |
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