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Ya mum's so fat, when she swam in the ocean, the Spanish claimed her as new land.
Ya mum's so fat, when she went to the beach, Greenpeace tried to save her.
Ya mum's so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, everyone on land drowned.
Ya mum's so fat, when she weighed herself, the scale said "To be Continued".
Ya mum's so fat, when she weighed herself, the scale showed my phone number.
Ya mum's so fat, planets revolve around her.
Ya mum's so fat that she has more rolls than a bakery.
Ya mum's so fat that she has more crack than a Colombian drug dealer.
Ya mum's so fat, when she wanted a waterbed, she put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.
Ya mum's so fat, when her beeper goes off, everyone thinks she's backing up.
Ya mum's so fat, when God said "Let there be light", he asked ya mum to move her ass.
Ya mum's so fat, she uses the Equator as her belt.
Ya mum's so fat, a beachball can get stuck in her belly button.
Ya mum's so fat, I need 2 cabs, 2 trains, a ferry and a plane trip to get on the other side of her.
Ya mum's so fat, that Osama tried to bomb her down.
Ya mum's armpits are so hairy, that it looks like she has Melvin in a headlock.
Ya mum's such a slut, I could be your dad.
Ya mum's so slow, it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
Ya mum's so dumb, she tripped over a cordless phone.
Ya mum's so dumb, she tried to drown a goldfish.
Ya mum's so dumb, she starved to death when she was locked in a supermarket.
Ya mum's so dumb she got run over by a parked car.
Ya mum's so dumb she walked into a door.
Ya mum's so old, she has an autograph of Moses.
Ya mum's so ugly, she looks like Tim Harvey.