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Wade Charles Peter Watson didn't last very long in the PHS Survivor, only lasting one week. Rumours have it that the reason why he was banished from the hostile country Hostilenater Republic is that he was eating all the group's rationed rice. His excuse was he was allergic to peanuts and three varieties of lettuce. None of them believed him. His fellow McSpastic tribe then voted him off. With 33 votes, he was the second most hated for Week 1. Wade used to play baseball and soccer, though he obviously doesn't now. Like many people, he hasn't been outside of Australia, only going to parts of New South Wales, Victoria and Queensldand. He isn't afraid to ask anyone out coz he don't like anyone and he has been known to fall up the stairs a few times, though you have to be pretty dumb to do that. He is ugly, outcasted and stupid.

Favourite colour: Blue
Primary School: Mary Mackillop
Year Seven Mainstream: 7H
Year Eight Mainstream: 8-5
Birthdate: 5th June 1987
Favourite singer: Mary J. Blige
Favourite band: Anything but Nikki Webster
People he hates most in our grade: Robert and Lee
People he wants to die: Lee and Robert
Worst teacher: Fatty Joyce
Primary e-mail: [email protected]

Last joke you heard: A cop sees a young man fucking a pumpkin in the field. So he goes over and says, "Do you realise you are screwing a pumpkin?" The young man replies, "A pumpkin?! Damn, is it midnight already?"
Have you walked into a glass door? No
Last person you abused: Can't remember
Last person you talked to: Myself
Last person you'd wanna talk to: Lee and Robert
Last thing you bought: CD
Last person you fantasized about: Buffy
Last time you were hurt: Got burnt on hot motorbike engine
Last thing you ate: Weet-Bix
Last time you whacked off: 20 million years ago
Last time you were scared: Last night when the boogie monster came