optical

I know many peoples can't stand optical illusions as they are too much on the brain. Others enjoy them. Well it ain't my fault if you get a seizure from looking at these, coz I didn't exactly tell you to go to here. Well here they are... and by the way, I am seeking mental help, so don't worry.

Well, which grey square is darker? Well, they're both the same, it's probably the brightness of your screen so fix it now. Still not fixed? Well, this thing is rigged...

I hate this one, it's annoying. Try to count how many rods are there, that's what you are basically trying to do.

Well, I don't know why this is so popular, coz this thing looks more like a duck than a rabbit because the rabbit's head is brown, and the ears are white, what kind of mutant rabbit is that?!!? O well, that's just my opinion

Well, which centre circle is bigger? They're both the same so if you said one or the other you are shit. If you said they are the same, you probably cheated so you are still shit.

How many colours are there in this illusion? Well, unless your colour blind, it's safe to say that you didn't say one. If you said two, you are a smart kent. If you said three, you are a dumb kent. And if you object to the answer (there are two colours), I am right, you are wrong. "But there's white, green and pink," you say? Well shut up, coz white ain't classified as colour.

Well I know it ain't really racist, but I'm calling it a racist illusion coz it's my site so shut up. Anyway, unless you are a dickhead, you can easily see that there is an Eskimo, and an Amrican Indian (not those curry-type Indians, the other type). See, there is a clash of the two nationalities. I should shut up soon. If you can't see the eskimo, a hint is that the eskimo has his back turned. Can't see the Indian? Think of the shadow of the eskimo picture as it's hair.

Well, at first glance, you should see a face with a Cindy Crawford-type mole. Well, flip it round, and you see that the Cindy Crawford face has now turned into a LIAR. Don't get me still? Well, for help, the word "Liar" is written in cursive writing. If you still don't get me, you are either an Artificial Indian, Spasticated Roswellian, Gregg the Grim Reaper or a prick i.e. Tim Harvey.

Why are there so many illusions associated with colour. Colour causes optical problems, so I don't why elderly people complain about colour blindness. Well, this is like the other one on the top but this time they used green instead of grey, and instead of squares they used line. Very clever, as they passed it as a new illusion. Cheap people!! Well, the green shown are all the same shade, in case you didn't know.

This illusion proves your illiteracy. Read the words in the triangle out loud. Most people say 'the' only once, so they are the illiterate ones. That is why our world is going all whacko. As for the people that said 'the' two times, you obviously don't know that well-known proverb, so that part of the population are dumb. But a question is, if you are illiterate, then how can you be reading this?

Are the LONG lines parallel of each other? Yes it is. Why doesn't it seem parallel? Because of those damn little other diagonal lines. Why is this page so crammed? Because I am tight on space? Why am I answering my own questions? Because.

Well, another one of those two pictures in one crap. This time, look at the majority of the black part and you'll see a big-nosed sax player. Don't ask me what that loner black dot is (I know it's the eye of the lady, but what's that thing got to do with the sax player?) The other picture is a silhouette of a lady.

This last illusion is another two in one picture. One is a lady with black hair and wearing a veil. The other is a witch with a huge nose, and white hair. Can't see it? Look closer and you'll see. Don't look too close that you'll bump your forehead onto the screen.