dinesh

Dinesh Chandran Isaac Selvakumar is the fittest Indian I have ever seen. Probably the best cricketer in our grade, (yes, face it Tyrone, heaps if people are better than you, even me, OK, that went to far) he is a competent player at basletball, thouhg he never admits it, coz he's probably fishing for compliments. The only sport to my knowledge he truly sucks at is high jump. He nearly didn't make the first jump, and on one of his attempts he fell on Adam Webster. He has been part of a huge rumour which no-one should believe and no-one does believe (I for one don't). He can do many weird 'stunts' such as nasal inflations, this shaky thing with his cheeks which he likes to call Mr. Ed and this Super Saliva that goes down nearly all the way to the ground and back up to his mouth. Dinesh has attempted to make us go to Wonderland with him during one holiday period. At the end, he was bitterly disappointed, as none of us came. He used to act very very weird with lines such as 'My spider sense is tingling', then proceeding to jump like an insane lunatic. Fortunately, he has ceased that act.

Favourite colour: Blue
Primary school: Blacktown South
Year 7 Mainstream: 7H
Year 8 Mainstream: 8-5
Birthdate: 26th March 1988
Favourite singer: Nikki Webster (hopefully, he's joking)
Favourite band: Don't have one
Person you hate the most in our grade: Lee
Person you wanna die: Aaron Carter
Worst teacher: Mr. Joyce
Primary e-mail: [email protected]

Last joke you heard: I don't know
Have you walked into a glass door? Yes
Last person you abused: Steven Ahn, the crazy Roswellian
Last person you talked to: Steven Ahn
Last person you'd wanna talk to: I dunno
Last thing you bought: A chocolate sundae, McDonald's ripped me off
Last person you fantasized about: I dunno
Last time you were hurt: On wednesday when I stacked it in mud
Last thing you ate: Noodles
Last time you whacked off: What the?
Last time you were scared: I can't remember, when I saw Joyce's ass