May the adventure begin!

You awaken in a dark room, all you can see is the faint outline of a fireplace

[1]Feel around for a door
[2]Walk to the fireplace

You stumble around clumsily, this doesn't seem like the best idea

[1]Walk to the fireplace

You walk to a nearby fireplace

[1]Search for a way out
[2]search for a way to make a fire

Again, you stumble around clumsily, this doesn't seem like the best idea

[1]search for a way to make a fire

You feel round and find some matches in the dark

[1]throw them away
[2]Light them and the fireplace

You toss the matches as hard as you possibly can, and with an almost rubber-like quality, they bounce from the walls right back into your hands

[1]Light them and the fireplace

As light fills the room, you see the door, but you also notice a particularly interesting object

[1]Try the door instead
[2]Walk over to it

You try the door, it won't budge

[1]Walk to the box
[2]Look around

As you walk toward the object, you realise it is a locked box

[1]Try to open it

You try to pry it open, but it is locked shut

[1]Look for a key
[2]Try hit it on something

You throw it on the corner of the chimney, it remains locked tight

[1]Search for a key for it

You scan the room for any kind of key, you notice a keyring holding 7 old-looking keys hung up near the door

[1]Try the keys on the door
[2]Try the keys on the box

You start to jam they keys in the box's lock, and by the fourth one, the box opens

[1]Look inside

You look inside the box and see nothing but a small, orange feather

[1]Take it

You look around the room, wondering if there is anything else to be taken

[1]Try the door
[2]Look around

You search the drawers of a desk and see nothing but papers until you find a pair of massively stylin' boots in the bottom-right drawer

[1]Put them on

It's been a whole lot of fun, but you decide there is nothing left for you in this room

[1]Try the keys on the door

You use the first key on the door and turn it, the lock breaks!

[1]Punch the door
[2]Kick in the door

You punch the door, hurt your hand, trip over, and in a very Rube Goldberg machine kind of way you somehow manage to get about 473 large objects to fall on your head, killing you instantly

You kick the door, hurt your foot, trip over, and in a very Rube Goldberg machine kind of way you somehow manage to get about 374 large objects to fall on your head, killing you instantly

You kick open the door, which swings wide open, showing a dark corridor lit only by the light of the fireplace in the room

[1]Try going left
[2]Try going right

You walk to you left, and start to hear a strange clicking sound

[1]Continue
[2]Get the heck outta there

You decide to strike a match and before you lies the most awful, nightmarish creature you have ever seen

[1]KILL IT!! KILL THE FOUL BEAST
[2]Say hi

You raise your fist and it immediately impales you with its many icky tendrils

You greet the foul beast, and in a ridiculously goofy voice it says "well golly gee willikers, i aint seen no-one in an age! What in heck are you doing here?"

[1]KILL IT!! KILL THE FOUL BEAST
[2]Explain that you have no clue what is going on

The creature looks at you disapprovingly, saying only "You must die" before unleashing a swarm of seemingly millions of wasps from its many mouths, they tear you apart

You start walking to the left, completely in the dark, feeling the walls to see if you can find a door or a window when suddenly you hear a strange clicking noise echoing from behind you

[1]Go back and see what it is
[2]Continue forward

As you keep walking, now quickening your pace, you hear the noise getting louder and closer

[1]Stop in your tracks
[2]Start sprinting

You break into a sprint, and run head-first into the door at the end of the corridor

[1]Stumble back where you came from
[2]Try to get the door open

You try pushing and pulling the door, but it won't budge

[1]Face what lies behind you
[2]Try using the keys

You frantically try each key on the door, opening it with the sixth

[1]Do not continue
[2]Continue

You rush past the door, slamming it after you. You find yourself in the sights of a bloodthirsty hamster!

[1]Submit
[2]Fight it off

You give up and let the hamster destroy you

You successfully fend off the rabid hamster

[1]Open the door to the corridor you came from
[2]Take a seat

You take a well-deserved seat after the epic battle with the hamster, and notice the feather in your pocket is emitting a strange glow

[1]Touch it
[2]Open the door you came from

As soon as you touch the feather, it explodes, killing you and destroying everything in a 392 kilometer radius

You take a well-deserved seat after the epic battle with the hamster, and notice a huge wound across your chest inflicted by the hamster as you slowly bleed out

You open the door to see a hideously terrifying creature vaguely resembling your worst nightmares

[1]ATTACK IT
[2]Say hi

You nervously greet the horrific creature, and in a ridiculously goofy voice it says "well golly gee willikers i haven't talked to anyone in ages! Hey have you noticed that nasty wound on your chest buddy?"

You nervously greet the horrific creature, and in a ridiculously goofy voice it says "well golly gee willikers i haven't talked to anyone in ages! Hey, is that a glowing feather in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"

[1]... What?

The... thing jovially says "That feather in your pocket! That ancient artifact means i can grant you passage outta here if you can guess what number i'm thinking of from 1 - 100!"

[1]Sounds good