| "quotes" |
| "the tomato plant knows the secrets of the universe, but i don't speak tomato." i forget who said this, but hey i like it "i have opinions of my own -strong opinions- but i don't always agree with them." george bush "you can't just let nature run free." wally hackel, former governor of alaska "we are not without accomplishment, we have distributed poverty equally." nguyen co thatch, vietnamese foriegn minister "it isn't pollution that is hurting the enviroment, it's the impurities in our air and water thats doing it." dan quayle "...80 percent of air pollution comes not from chimney or auto exhaust pipes, but from plants and trees." ronald reagan "the book of mormon is a miracle, the miracle is that joseph smith was able to stay awake when he wrote it" mark twain -"these sort of boobies think that people come to balls to do nothing but dance; whereas everyone knows that the real business of a ball is either to look out for a wife, to look after a wife, or to look after somebody else's wife." r.s. surtees -"either he's dead or my watch has stopped" groucho marx -"i'm using the chicken to measure it" minnesota tishman |