Latest Guard Quotes...

"Kevin cheated on Jeff with Matt at 12:25"

"THE block or aaaaaaaaaaaa block?"

"I ski on dirt and astroturf."

"What type of formation are we in? I THINK it's an arc...."

"I can't believe we just put our mouths on something that dirty!"

"We won the scavenger hunt!! (475 points, baby!)"

"Are any of ya'll from delaware? Do any of ya'll have braces??? How about a JMU football jersey?"

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