| Dirk Gently Funny Quotes |
| -An Electric Monk has a few problems. 'So after a hectic week of believing that war was peace, that good was bad, that the moon was made of blue cheese, and that God needed a lot of money sent to a certain box number, the Monk started to believe that thirty-five percent of all tables were hemaphrodites, and then broke down.' -Reg going into a "tactful" mode. 'Well,' said Reg, in loudly confidential whisper, as if introducing the subject of nipple-piercing in a nunnery...' -The Electric Monk discovering the reason why there are so many acronyms in computing. 'He believed in a doo. He must find that door. The door was the way to... to... The Door was The Way. Good. Capital letters were always the best way of dealing with things you didn't have a good answer to.' -Richard encounters some historical rain forest wildlife. 'Richard was looking at the bird as if it was the most extraordinary thing he had ever seen in his life, and the bird was looking at Richard as if defying him to find its beak even remotely funny.' -Words of wisdom from Dirk. 'If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family anatidae on our hands.' -A breif resume of the career of a record company magnate. "Dennis Hutch had stepped up into the top seat when it's founder had died of a lethal overdose of brick wall, taken while under the influence of a ferrari and a bottle of tequila." |
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