| QUOTES |
| "Yes, I am a dreamer, for a dreamer can find his way by moonlight and see the dawn before the rest of the world." - Oscar Wilde "we spend much of our time in darkness, either because the sun has set or because we need the private madness of our nightly dreams to preserve our public sanity" - one of my magic history books "...blackness and femininity are simply parts of who someone is, while age and experience continue to accumulate. Your age can change. Your race and gender cannot, so long as you aren't Michael Jackson." - post in the FT forum (long ago, in a discussion about Zoe Trope) "Ah, the French, one day you love them, the next day you wonder how their civilization has managed to survive through the centuries." - DnW "who rightfully decides whether a marriage is sacred or not? I'll tell you who: the two getting married, and GOD. nobody else. honest to God, if you don't agree with gays marrying, then don't fucking marry one...it's just that simple!" - nikko "I rather like this God fellow. Very theatrical, you know. Pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence...gotta get me some of that!" - Stewie "If you smile at me I will understand. That is something everybody everwhere does in the same language." - CSNY, Wooden Ships "Dissent is the highest form of patriotism." - Thomas Jefferson "Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit attrocities." - Voltaire "An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind." - Ghandi "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein "The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised." - George Will re: Mr Smith's AP European Hist The answer will always be - 1588, defeat of the Spanish Armada "drugs are bad because if you do drugs, you're a hippie and hippies suck!" - Eric Cartman "doing drugs may lead nowhere, but at least it's a scenic route" - the Buzzard "the Siberian husky is faster than wolves, Jesus, or wild horses" - what I thought I heard on National Geographic (or possibly Animal Planet) sophomore year [singing] "Jesus loves The Little Mermaid..." [/] - Alicia, once again misheard by me "a few of Viggo's many flaws: ~ Freaks out over chunky peanut butter. The sight of it makes him break out in hives though he has no known natural allergies. ~ Frequently steals the last cookie from the cookie jar which ultimately leads to the singing of the cookie jar song* ~ Reads online fiction written about himself and then grades it based on grammar, style and diction. ~ Hangs around Owen Wilson's house, not that he knows Owen or anything. He just likes it there, it's peaceful. ~ Sometimes when no one is looking he tastes odd things: tree bark, marbles, brass rings, whatever's lying around. ~ Diet based entirely around the word "quiche" ~ Beanie Baby collection threatens to take over his life * The cookie jar song Viggo stole the cookie from the cookie jar! Who me? Yes you. Couldn't be! Then who?" - part of a very old post in the FT forum (R.I.P) discussing the fact that Viggo Mortensen is the perfect man "In the Year 2000: ~ When it is discovered that it takes exactly 437 licks to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop, it will be announced that science is officially over." - Conan O'Brien "What would Jesus do if his boyfriend pressured him for some tongue after cheerleading practice?" - from Devil in the Details by Jennifer Traig "Worf, they're going to be here any minute." [Worf gives his sash a useless tug] "I am having...problems!" "If I didn't know you better, I'd say you were procrastinating." "Klingons do NOT procrastinate!" [Riker gives him a skeptical look] "It is a...tactical delay!" - Worf and Riker, ST:TNG "Liaisons" |
| quotes by AR: "[singing] yes, Jesus loves meee...even though I download porn." "I just want...to not be homeless...and for Ewan McGregor to sing and be naked at the same time. That's all." "when we have a Tivo Life, we will have truely arrived" |