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  The Definitive Guide To Bands That Suck
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Version 0.01


Preface:
This guide is not intended to be the be-all and end-all guide to determining whether a band
sucks or not. It's more meant to be a guide for the hapless music listener in the 90's and 
a sort of road map to the crap that is sold in record stores.

Many of the entries in this document go way beyond the fact as to whether a band sucks or not,
but also deeply explore how different bands suck together, and how many pop culture movements
suck. It maps out the interminglings of different sucky musicmanship, and documents patterns
of emerging suckosity. It intimatley connects the reader with the sucky vibes emenating from
many different bands, and in general, just provides a quick reference as to the suckiness
of different musical groups.


Introduction:
We try to make it our business to bring you the most detailed, comprehensive reasons behind
the suckiness of a number of prominent bands, but occassionaly, we've had to edit entries
for length and content, be it poor quality in general, or lacking in signifigant material.

This guide was originally produced in vi on a RedHat linux 6.2 platform. The guide is currently
hosted here: 
http://www.bearcountry.cjb.net/sucklist
There you will find the latest version of the guide, contacts to the distributers, authors,
and organizers of the guide, and a form to submit your own entries.

The Definitive Guide to Bands That Suck will only grow through your participation, so if you
feel strongly against any band, or disagree strongly with any of the entries currently in the
guide, please send us your submission. Note: We do not take fanmail (advertisements). Anything
positive said about a band must be in strict defense of a currently existing entry.

But anyways, with all of that behind us, I present to you, 
"The Definitive Guide To Bands That Suck".



Bands That Suck: