The Christmas Rag Doll
(Sandy Baldwin)

[A parody of "Rag Doll" by Aerosmith]

Rag doll, hangin by the chimmney
Hot Toy, luck if you find any
So hot, Santa taken extras out the backdoor, man!
Hot toy, get em while their plenty
So new, santa stuffs them UP the chimmney
The Rag Doll, this dollys really made like never before...

Santas really been a bad boy,a really really bad boy
He's stealin all the Rag Dolls and leavin all the old toys 
Some Day it's gonna be told, only one purchase per household...
Poor little Lizzy
She tried to get one in a tizzy
Store clerk said "I'd give you all I got if it would take away your misery!"

Rag Doll, pretty little cutie
Hot doll from dad & mom to little Suzy...
So cool saw Santa Mailing extras to the North Pole!, man!
Cute doll, but boys, they think their cheezy
So fine the makers are so busy
The rag doll, the little doll you've never seen like never before.

Yes there sellin', yes their sellin'
Get ready for the long lines 
In department stores and five & dimes...
Yes their sellin!, their really, really sellin...
She really hit the big time
She's got a cartoon now on prime time
The store clerk said "I'd give you all I had if it would take away your misery!"

Rag Doll she really is so groovey
So hot Speilberg wants her in a movie
So fine, can't find her in Department stores no longer no more, man...