Adoration
(Ann Ferris)

[A parody of "Combination" by Aerosmith]

He likes punk, he likes rock and roll
He was born with the blues deep down in his soul
He used to like heroin, or so I've been told
To meet Joe Perry  has become my lifes goal

I'd forget my name
If he walked in the room
I swear I'll go insane
If I don't meet him soon

When he wears leather and plays his guitar
The way that he sings and lights his cigar
My heart starts racing, my pulse starts to rise
I want Joe Perry to be the Lord of my Thighs

He holds the key, the way to my heart
If I don't get to meet him, I'll just fall apart
There is no denying that I?m a huge fan
I love to hear him sing "I'm A Man"

I've got every CD
That he ever made
It drives my husband insane
He says they're overplayed

I go to his concerts, but never for free
I even went to Boston this past New Year's Eve
Don't want no Gucci or Yves St. Laurent
Just give me Joe Perry
He's all that I want

He holds the key, the way to my heart
If I don't get to meet him, I'll just fall apart
There is no denying that I'm a huge fan
I love to hear him sing "I'm A Man"