There are tons of people named LaDwaine or LaDanian or LaShawn. What is up with this? I think I'm gonna change my name to LaJeremy. "I am, LAJEREMY! Which in English means, THE JEREMY! (ala Chris Farley)."
There is a basketball player named Rueben Boomtje Boomtje (pronounced Boom-shay. If Boutros Boutros Ghali had a gay marriage with Rueben Boomtje Boomtje then he would be named Boutros Boutros Boomtje Boomtje. Now there is a name.
The starting running back for the Browns was named Ben Gay. You gotta be kidding me. This kid's parents should be shot. "Let me get this straight, you're name is Gaylord Focker?"