| Weird Thoughts |
| Other thoughts: - barbie - if shes so popular why do u have 2 buy her friends?? - does killing time damage eternity? - why does night fall but day break? - screw drivers - do they really belong to phillip? - phone numbers - why are wrong numbers never engaged? - king of the apes - how come tarzan doesnt have a beard? - body - if swimmings so good for ur shape, why do whales look like they do? - lemons - why is lemon juice made with artificial flavouring but dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons? - how can there be self-help 'groups'? - fat - if u jog backwards will u gain weight? |
| Thought of the Month: Why do they have car parks at pubs if you're not allowed to drink and drive? |
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