| Step 1 - Lure Chaston into metal cage using a brand new pair of trousers (Seen as he's clearly had the same pair since Yr 7). If this fails, render him unconscious using a big saucepan. Step 2 - Hijack the nearest helicopter/plane/stealth bomber and fly to Japan (Might need a map) Step 3 - Use Chaston to seduce Security Guard at Japanese Impound, while Chris n' Brum hotwire monster truck. Step 4 - Go on huge destructive spree (WITHOUT GETTING CAUGHT - Damn 1000 Yen fine!) while cackling insanely and listening to a continuous tape of "Fog On The Tyne" Step 5 - Once satisfied with trail of destruction, locate and annihilate The Chulk (aka Miss Chell) by running it over....Twice. Step 6 - Rid the world of more terrible people ie: Tootul, Mr Treen, and of course Chaston (once his services have been of use). |
| Chris n' Brummi's Really Eeeeeeevil Scheme 4 World Domination <Insane Laughter> |
| here you go, just incase you don't wanna get run over by the almight Monster Truck, i suggest you read our step-by-step plan for World Domination!! |