| An open poem to Felicity Kendall from an admirer (called Rick) |
| Oh Felicity Felicity, You fill me with electricity. But that does not mean you are shocking. Oh no, you are nice, Like sugar and spice, Like a proper girly ought to be. (Even thought I am sure you have radical views on the subject of equal opportunities.) Your second name is Kendall. Which if you jumble up all the letters, And take some away, And add some others, Makes 'I love you'. I adored you as the star of TV's 'The Good Life' And I'm not being sexist, but you'd make a 'good wife' How about it Filly? |