Me
now as you've probably guessed, this square little page is all about me and my sad little life. so here is more information on lil' old me...
this is a picture of me, drawn by Laura. isnt she just so darn talented?! and don't ya just LOVE the way that my head isnt on straight!! <tho it's suprisingly humourous how much i do look like this!!>
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what this has to do with anything i dont know, but i thought it was pretty damn funny, so i had to put it up......

A Blonde Joke

Legend has it that there is a bar in New York where, in the Ladies Room there is a very special mirror. If one stands in front of the mirror and tells the truth, one is granted a wish. However, if one tells a lie - - *poof* - - you are instantly swallowed up by the mirror, never to be seen again.

Sooooo, A redhead of questionable looks walks into the Ladies Room and stands before the mirror and says, "I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world."
- - - *poof* - - -. The mirror swallows her.

Next a rather large brunette stands before the mirror and says, "I think I'm the sexiest woman alive." - - - *poof* - - -. The mirror swallows her.

Then an absolutely gorgeous blond comes in and stands before the mirror and says, "I think..." - - - *poof* - - -
Me
well to be honest, theres not really much to say, im not a very interesting gurly, so im afraid this will have to do (and i stole this idea off Becky, i'm sorry, i admit it, im lame lame lame lame lame) .......
<---- things i like
things i dont like ---->
<---- *lookey here*! it's me!! well, apart form the fact that its a lad! but you cant really tell ...... can you??
click to see a cool spiral thing
click to see a really neat swirly thing...prepare yourslef to be amazed!! ...
my perfect man..
(yes i do know its crap, but you try doing better on paint..)
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