day14

Russell and Treaney are a bag of nerves today, and it�s no surprise; one of them will be leaving the Gorilla Brother house at the end of the day.

Lisa begins to feel sorry for Sam and suggests to Brummi that they should stop picking on her for a while. Brummi asks Lisa if she has been drinking. Lisa states that indeed she has been drinking, and so Lisa�s ridiculous request goes unnoticed.

Treaney is in huge fear of being evicted, so feels he has to create more drama than Russell, so he takes Sam into the boys room and has it off with her a few times. Russell, not to be out-done by Treaney, follows in Tom�s footsteps and tries it on with Tootul. To the public�s surprise, Tootul denies Russell. Russell looks extremely confused, and Tootul breaks down, confessing his homosexuality and his everlasting love for Chris. Russell begins to laugh uncontrollably. Tootul is clearly very hurt by this, and saunters off outside to repair his feelings.

Chris spends most of the afternoon talking about the �contours� of Treaneys ass, while Treaney himself runs around the room screaming �I�ve lost my squirty!!� (Gorilla Brother presumes something bad must�ve happened with Sam in the boy�s room).

Kate is called to the diary room during late afternoon and told she will be given a personal task tomorrow, she is not informed what it might be, but she is given a box with a very long piece of string, and several sharp implements, and told to prepare for anything she may be asked to do. Kate looks extremely puzzled, but heads for the main room with her box looking fairly confident.

Chris decides he will be making the tea tonight. He finds some old cabbages in the cupboards that have been there since the beginning of Gorilla Brother, and sets to work.

Lisa and Russell have a game of Monopoly. Lisa thought it would be fun to not tell Russell that she is the reining Monopoly Champion of Lincolnshire. Russell, therefore, is not aware of Lisa�s incredible board game skills, and so bets his share of the shopping on the game. Lisa quickly agrees (she felt there was not enough vodka involved in last weeks list) and the game commences. Two hours later Russell is left in the front room in tears at having lost a game to a girl. Lisa however, is thoroughly excited and having Russell�s money to spend on alcohol.

When the gang sit down for dinner, they are of course expecting an excellent five-star meal form Chris. However, Chris has decided that as either Russell or Treaney is leaving in a few hours, he would cook a healthy dinner for the whole group. He places the two trays of steamed cabbages down on the table, and the group look far from amused. Chris is forced to the boy�s room and is told he must remain there while he thinks about what he has done.

The results are in from the public vote, and Russell is announced the next person to leave the house. As Russell was so very boring, no-one really gives a shit, and so it is a very low-key exit for the Kum By Yar lover.