| Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms and keeping the same tag line........ * Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better * Tesco Condoms - every little helps * Nike Condoms - Just do it * Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life * Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk * KFC Condoms - Finger licking good * Minstrels Condoms - Melt in your mouth, not in your hands * Safeway Condoms - Lightening the load * Abbey National Condoms - Because life is complicated enough * Coca Cola Condoms - The real thing * Ever Ready Condoms - Keep going and going * Macintosh Condoms - It does more, it costs less, it's that simple * Pringles Condoms - once you pop, you cant stop * Burger King Condoms - Home of the whopper * Goodyear Condoms - For a longer ride go wide * FCUK Condoms - no comment required * Muller Light Condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain * Flash Condoms - Just sit back, relax and let flash do all the hard work * Halford Condoms - we go the extra mile * On Digital Condoms - plug and play * Royal Mail Condoms - I saw this and thought of you * Andrex Condoms - Soft, strong and very very long * Renault Condoms - size really does matter! |
| I got this in an e-mail quite a while ago, but i thought it was pretty damn funny, so i had to put it up!! |