Disclaimer: Most of these
quotes are fake. And boring. And from
this year, and e-mails, cos my memory sux.
Note: If you find yourself not on this page, it’s probably ‘cos I deleted all your e-mails, but it may be because you are really boring. Mail me with your quotes if you have any good* ones.
“Mwahahahahahahaaaaaa!”
– Anonymous
"Secrety, everyone wishes they were a vampire inside."
-John Parker 1998
"Depression doesn't last forever; you have to die sometime."
-Ben Carter 2000
“Rowan, thy name is dork”
-Elanor MCCaffery 2001 (could have easily been ‘Manda or a number of other people!)
“Girlfriend, you stay away from my man!”
-William Lewis 2001
”Think Yaau.”
-Naomi Nordell 2001
“Your anticipated cooperation is appreciated”
-Mike Lockwood (Stalin) 2000
“Do you have any idea how much inconvenience you've unwittingly caused?”
-Amy van de Laar 2001, to Rowan
“Hello Rowan, how’s it goin’?”
-Phil Cornege 1999-2001
“Bam bam bamutchi.”
-Hocus Pocus
“Sleep amy get in the way.”
-Rowan 2001, who hadn’t had enough sleep J
“The first rule of Project Mayhem is, you do not ask questions!”
-Fight Club 1999
“You think you’re sooooo cute!”
-Willie Lewis 2001, to Rowan
“Haha! I drunk.”
-Suwat Termsrithong 2001
“He’s outgoing and gregarious.”
-Peter Donelan 2001, to Graeme about Rowan
“Ricky, she ma Girlfriend, she ain’t supposed to be havin’ no Paynis!”
-Julian Leiws 2000
“I am NOT into bestiality, child abuse, sex with minors, etc...”
-Doug Kruse, some random guy 2000
“Willie? Do you know how disgusting that name sounds?!”
-Emily Brooking, to Willie 2000
“Mummy, Laura stole my lollies!”
-Willie Lewis 2001, mocking Rowan.
“Mummy, can we go to the vending machines?”
-ibid.
“So what about that local sports team?”
-Yvonne Gwyn 2000
“I really want to thank u to have a revision for me.”
-Howard Chan 2001
“Heiiiiiiiidiiii!!!!!”
-Karen Plimmer 1999-2001
“Want to nominate
me? Or me nominate you? Or something else incestuous like
that?”
-Graeme Edgeler 2001, to Rowan
“Get over it you little Twit!”
-Chris Hipkins 2001, to Graeme
“Clumsy is appropriate. Other suggestions are 'bitch' 'unstable' or 'control freak'...”
-‘Manda Hill 2000
“Make me Wet!”
-Take your pick 2001
“Mark, Mark, the car’s on fire!”
-Dumb ad A While Ago
“You are the Weakest Link, goodbye!”
*Here,
‘good’ means Rowan thinks it is good. Rowan’s
decision is final and no correspondence will be entered into.