STORIES
Disclaimer: ICQ Sux.
That’s right: It’s the customary boring creativity-related
page.
Help, Quick, GET ME OUT OF HERE!
If you did stay, feel free to read the following stories
written by a wide variety of MSN users, and even to send in your own Emoticon
Stories. If you don’t have the new MSN,
‘cos you hate Microsoft and/or don’t want them to get their latest
hacking-your-computer software, then don’t worry, you can still use old MSN or
the new ICQ*, or even those dinky emoticons like :) or :’( or 8==D or whatever
else turns you on. Don’t forget to
include a description and your nick (or your nic, if have one) – they’re
usually impossible to work out – if there are any you don’t get and would like
to then ‘mail me and I’ll think
up a hint. If you’re really stuck, click here to download the walkthrough, which contains
how-to-understand-it guides for all my stories.
*Note: ICQ
sucks. But the new ICQ does have
emoticons – ‘cos deep down they wannabe MSN.
Here’s
a simple one to get you started. Read
it from left to right (not right to left like most of you read stories…)
This
one’s my favourite!
Rumplestiltskin says:
Look, I’m really sorry about this….
A day in
the life of a Porn Star. For those of
you like my sister who said, “Why is that cat there?” here’s a cleaner version:
And
for those who ask “Why is that flower there?”, there’s even a version for you:
It’s
Alex Kidd playing Jankin. Not really a
story…
Tissue
anyone?
Rumplestiltskin says:
Only one Beer, gees…
It’s
Joy Schoefield. (sorry for the in-joke)
Caught
in the act! I apologise for abusing the
flower emoticon like that!
Tissue
anyone?
I’m not
running out of ideas, I swear!
This
is my dad! J He’s really a nice person once you get to
know him…
Rumplestiltskin says:
A Night Light.
Typical
student on any given night…
‘If you
wannabe my lover…’ you gotta get this emoticon story.
She
loves me!
<Insert
your emoticon story here>
<Your nick> says:
<Insert your description here, in your chosen font>