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| Fuckin hell! You know what? I had to have TWENTY - FIVE fags the other day, because you know what? Fuckin Hillary drove the WRONG WAY to my house!!! How long have I been living there?!? Fuckin hell!! |
| Ah you know what else pissed me off the other day? Fuckin Sarah made ME sit in the back of Hilly's car!!! Why?? Because she was feeling sick... aw boo boo!! SO FUCKIN WHAT!!!!! She's SO FUCKIN SELFISH!!!! I had to have THIRTY - EIGHT fags after that!!!! |
| I'm Charlotte and i'm PISSED OFF. Why i hear you ask? My 'friends' are just SOOO selfish!! Here's just a few things that theyv'e done to PISS ME OFF. |
| And don't even get me started on MATT. When we were at Reading, we were packing up our tents and he had the audacity to tell me that I WAS STEALING HIS TENT PEGS!!!! I come from HEADCORN don't you know, not SNODLAND!!!! I don't need his shitty tent pegs, and I wasn't stealing them, i was simply picking them up and keeping them safe in my bag. |
| If you're really pissed off about someone being selfish, write it down in my forum or email me at the link below. Then we can have a proper rant!! |
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| Q & A Here's where you can be as selfish as you like and ask me to solve your problems. I suppose someone's got to. Here's some messages i've already replied to. |
| Hi, I have a dillema. Its very hard. Sometimes I just can't stop thinking about police cars. All day i'm just thinking about how frickin cool they are. They're so cool that i can feel it inside. Sometimes i feel quite sexual. And if you don't believe me YOU'D BETTER GET A LIFE BEFORE THEY FLIP OUT AND KICK YOUR ASS!! - Ms C. Pickin Well Ms Pickin I can't really see your dillema there, you seem to have worked out that one all by yourself. Now stop being so selfish and wasting my time. |
| Er hello there. I'm not sure if I should tell you this... but here goes. I have a small problem that I can't solve. You see my friends just won't understand if i tell them. I have a fetish for rocks. Don't ask me why but they're just so fuckin sexy!! I want to rub them in my pants!!!!! -Mr P. Webber I'm not entirely sure what you're asking me to help you with here. If it's about your friends then i'd suggest you get a new bunch of mates, they all sound pretty fuckin selfish to me. If you're talkin about rocks, i'd suggest you stop being such a fuckin retard. |
| Hi Char! I have quite a problem. It's not that any of my friends are selfish, it's just that whenever i offer to pick them up from their houses I lose my way. I don't know why this is, I just can't seem to drive in the right direction. Its bad enough when im trying to find my house from the shops - once I lost my way for 3 hours, and my car ran out of petrol. I ended up in Bristol once when I went to pick up Sarah. Please help! x x x - Hills What the fuck? This is supposed to be a rant page!! Can't any of you fuckin queefs read?!? |
| AARRGH!! Im so FUCKIN stressed!! I CAN'T FIND MY TOP!!!! Do you have it Charlotte? I know that you have!! You must have it!!! Its that green one! Give it back IM SO STRESSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fuck arse tit wank. - Ms S. Rowbottom Fuckin hell!!!! You've had MY skirt for AGES!!!! YOU'RE SOOOO SELFISH!!! |