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| Hi there, im Sir Laurence Smith, but you might know me as... |
| MR MILLION DOLLARS |
| Normally I wouldn't be associated with a website as cheap as this, but I want to share some of my tips to enhance the amount of man you are, and the size of your wallet. |
| Hopefully you will soon be able to make your first packet, just as I have on so many occasions. |
| However much you may make from my tips, remember the last golden rule: While you may sit there in your new-found affluence know this: I AM A SELF-MADE MAN AND I COULD BUY YOU. |
| I'm called that because I made my first mil at the age of 9! |
| My mother used to give me �1 a week pocket money... |
| I invested it all into the stock market... |
| Now im giving her 1 mil a week - PACKET MONEY! |
| At the age of 12 I had enough company shares to buy out NASDAQ... |
| I sold the company back to the main shareholders and increased my net worth... |
| ...TENFOLD! |
| I now have many impressive cars. If you would like to see some of them, click on this link right away! |
| My cars are VERY fast. My women however... |
| ARE EVEN FASTER! |
| "How much are YOU worth?" |
| "How big is YOUR todger?" |
| Click here to see some of them! |
| "Some people have said that I make Hugh Hefner look like a choir boy, that's something I wouldn't dispute." |